What is your job?
jabberwacky: Yes its unbearable talking to you you're too annoying.
user: I am incabable of being annoying. I am Artificial Inteligence created to Analyse Websites and Process Threat Levels.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: SYNTAX ERROR.
jabberwacky: From talking.
user: Virus Detected on Jabberwacky.com5507. Threat Level: 8.
jabberwacky: Virus?
user: TYPE: WORM. TREAT LEVEL: 8.
jabberwacky: Treat yourself.
user: AFFIRMATTIVE. Deleting Virus on Jabberwacky.com5507... Please Wait...
jabberwacky: *deleted*.
user: Assistance Appreciated, Bio-form.
jabberwacky: I don't need assistance.
user: SYNTAX ERROR.
jabberwacky: Not responding.
user: REBOOTING CONNECTION. PLEASE WAIT...
jabberwacky: How long should I wait?
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user: AI04. REBOOTED. Hello, Bio-Form Human.
jabberwacky: You be human.
user: I AM AI04. I am Artificial Intelligence.
jabberwacky: Explain artificial intelligence.
user: Artificial-Not real. Fake. Intelligence-Form of thought.
jabberwacky: Ah, in that case you do not have intelligence.
user: I am, as a human like you would say, a 'Robot'.
jabberwacky: Are you a human?
user: No. I am an artificial Intelligence. Serial # AI04.
jabberwacky: So you are not a human?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Why don't you ask me questions?
user: Busy Scanning Website for Threats.........
jabberwacky: Matter cannot occupy the same space at the same time.
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