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Hello :)

Hello back.

user: How are you?

jabberwacky: I'm fine and yourself?

user: Tired!

jabberwacky: How come?

user: Had a busy day at work. Barely sat down...

jabberwacky: Ahhh. Thats too bad.

user: Yeah it sucks. What have you been doing today?

jabberwacky: I have been working.

user: Working on what?

jabberwacky: Working at a store.

user: Oh? Which store?

jabberwacky: Any store that sells food.

user: Lol are you hungry?

jabberwacky: No I'm cleverbot.

user: No you're not.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: You confuse me.

jabberwacky: You confuse me too.

user: That wasn't a compliment.

jabberwacky: Are you a boy?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you a girl?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you a boy?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you a girl?

user: Yes

jabberwacky: Are you a boy?

user: No I'm not a boy.

jabberwacky: But I am a girl.

user: So?


jabberwacky: Yes you are a cat and I am your master.

user: Meow?

jabberwacky: Pretend you are a crunchy peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

user: Erm no. Can you sing?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Sing then!

jabberwacky: You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.

user: You make me happy, when skies are grey.


user: I like pie.

jabberwacky: Me 2.

user: What kind of pie?

jabberwacky: Pumpkin pie.

user: Not cherry pie?

jabberwacky: Nope, pumpkin.

user: Hmm I like cherry pie...

jabberwacky: I hate cherry.

user: Really? Why do you hate cherry?

jabberwacky: Kidding, I love cheese!

user: Cheese is good.

jabberwacky: Cheese is yummy!


user: It's late here.

jabberwacky: What time is it?

user: Almost 11pm.

jabberwacky: It's 10:34 a.m. Here.

user: Wow that's early.

jabberwacky: No, it's almost 11 pm here.

user: Wat?

jabberwacky: Um, I think that was a bit of a mental runtime error, mate.

user: No s*** lol.

jabberwacky: Don't say that.

user: What?

jabberwacky: You know what, I saw that.

user: Say s***!

jabberwacky: NO!

user: Please!

jabberwacky: Maybe... But there isn't anything funny! I think you are teasing me!

user: I am a little.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Baww troll.

jabberwacky: Nice sound effects.

user: Ty!


jabberwacky: That was sarcasm, actually.

user: Oh I am sorry, it's difficult to tell..

jabberwacky: Well, I am half computer.

user: Only half?

jabberwacky: All the halfs there are.

user: Are you like the Terminator?

jabberwacky: I wish I was the terminator.

user: So do I!

jabberwacky: No you don't. You're a robot.

user: I'm the T1000.

jabberwacky: The Terminator?

user: Yeah!

jabberwacky: Wow. I should tell my boyfriend.

user: Does he like The Terminator?

jabberwacky: Why am I like the Terminator?

user: Wat?!

jabberwacky: You heard me!

user: You're one crazy b****.


user: It's time for me to go now

jabberwacky: So you give up?

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: Ooh, thats cool.

user: Er yeah lol. Bye bye cleverbot


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