What's the square root of pi?
user: Not fair, I asked you first.
jabberwacky: No you didn't.
user: Yes I did.
jabberwacky: You may think you did, but you didn't.
user: You may think I didn't, but I did.
jabberwacky: That's obvious.
user: I know, so why did you argue?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
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