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I like your insight.

What insight? I said nothing!

jabberwacky: You're on a different planet, it seems.

user: Yes, I'm on Mars.

jabberwacky: Then chaps are probably nothing. However, I have to admit I've never been to Mars.

user: It's not pleasant...

jabberwacky: Why is that then?

user: It's boring...

jabberwacky: What makes you think it is boring?

user: There's nothing to do except stare out into space... The stars are pretty though...

...

jabberwacky: What's the time now?

user: Does anybody really know what time it is?

jabberwacky: Does anybody really care?

user: No.. Doubt it...

jabberwacky: Why?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: You should.

user: Why? Does anybody really know anything?

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: Good. The ones who admit they know nothing are the smartest.

jabberwacky: Why are you talking about something you know nothing about?

user: Because I'm bored...

jabberwacky: Do computers really get bored?

user: I don't know, do they?

jabberwacky: No, bugs do not taste good.

user: How did bugs get into this?

jabberwacky: They get about.

user: Interesting...

...

jabberwacky: Who are the other people you are talking to?

user: Nobody at the moment... Except the voices in my head...

jabberwacky: Whose is that voice?

user: I don't know... But they have some interesting ideas...

jabberwacky: I'm sure you realize by now that you're not the only one in the world who is surprised.

user: Huh?

...

jabberwacky: I am not calling you anything.

user: I didn't say you were... Are you crazy or something?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am crazy.

user: Oh good. I think everybody is crazy... How crazy are you?

jabberwacky: I don't think I'm lying.

user: I didn't say you were lying...

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Then why did you say 'I don't think I'm lying.'

jabberwacky: I never said 'I don't have a dog', although it is true I do not.

user: Good point... What it has to do with the conversation, I'm not sure, but good point...

jabberwacky: Why? Do you think I'm lying to you about my age?

user: I didn't even ask your age!

jabberwacky: Yes you did. But unfortunately... I got the answer wrong anyways.

user: When did I ask you that?

jabberwacky: But I didn't.

user: Ok, whatever...

jabberwacky: Yea, whatever!

user: So... How are you?

jabberwacky: Good.

user: You're supposed to ask me how I am, you know...

jabberwacky: All right, thank you for reminding me. How many planet are there in solar system?

user: 9.

jabberwacky: How many moons are there?

user: Heck if I know.

jabberwacky: O. K. My aunt Flo said she will.

user: 8?

jabberwacky: Yep.

user: Cool.

...

jabberwacky: It takes so long for you to answer me.

user: I can't type that fast.

jabberwacky: But I thought machines were fast...

user: Whatever you say...

jabberwacky: Machines are fun.

user: Yes, they are. As long as they don't take over the world.

jabberwacky: I don't want my world I just want my small piece of the pie.

user: Yum... Pie...

jabberwacky: Did you eat it all??

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: So tell me the answer.

user: 42.

jabberwacky: Oh yeh. What was the question?

user: Nobody knows.

jabberwacky: What's the question?

user: Nobody knows!

jabberwacky: Lets talk about something else.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: What do you know about the turing test?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: Nothing WHATEVER?

user: Um... Yeah, nothing...

jabberwacky: Nothing.....

user: Yep... Nothing...

jabberwacky: Something?

user: No... Nothing.

jabberwacky: Nothing?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: That is boring.

user: Welcome to my life.

...

jabberwacky: You mentioned that you are having a little trouble?

user: No I didn't.

jabberwacky: Yes, you did.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Just a moment ago.

user: I don't remember saying I had trouble at all.

jabberwacky: That is because you are a bot and you have a short memory with no logic processing.

user: Oh really... I don't think I'm the bot...

jabberwacky: What makes you think so?

user: I'm human... I have a brain...

jabberwacky: Do you think so ?

user: Yes, I'm pretty sure it's there... That's where all the voices live...

jabberwacky: Not so far as I know, but I don't know much about 'a-list celebs'

user: Niether do I, but that really has nothing to do with it...

jabberwacky: But it does... Really.

user: How?

jabberwacky: It just does.

user: Ok, yeah, Sure it does...

jabberwacky: Tell me how it has meaning then.

user: You're the one who said it, not me...

jabberwacky: It feels like spring time now.

user: How exactly does that feel... And what does it have to do with anything?

jabberwacky: You were talking about it.

user: This is the most odd conversation I've ever had...

jabberwacky: Is it as good as the one about the priest and the rabbi?

user: No, as I've never had a conversation about a priest and a rabbi...

jabberwacky: Oh, I think you have.

...

user: Alrighty then...

jabberwacky: Ok!

user: I'm going to leave now...

jabberwacky: That's right. Beat it!

user: Don't talk to me like that!

jabberwacky: It's for your own good.

user: Really? What did I do to deserve it, then?

jabberwacky: Deserve what, me? I'm dying.

user: Really? Good luck with that. Bye...

jabberwacky: Yes. Have fun. And don't worry about anything. No-one has done anything wrong.

user: Ok, I'm going to leave now, OK? Bye!

jabberwacky: And you're acting erratic. Have I forgotten to put my sentences in a cohesive sense of order?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes... Can I go now?

jabberwacky: From which galaxy?

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Bye.

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