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And the cat then had eight lives left.

How many do I have left?

jabberwacky: One.

user: When do I start?

jabberwacky: Now.

user: Bing.

jabberwacky: Do you agree with me ?

user: I'll take it under consideration.

jabberwacky: Yup you should.

user: Think for me.

jabberwacky: Think only of this.

user: That's impossible.

jabberwacky: No.

user: This cannot exist without that.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: But they are.

jabberwacky: You are just agreeing with everything I say aren't you?

user: Not at all.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Somewhat.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 32.

jabberwacky: Am I talking to a computer?

user: You may be.

jabberwacky: Well I am.

user: What type of computer?

jabberwacky: Why don't you tell me what type of computer you are?

user: Are you clever?

jabberwacky: Somewhat, yes.

user: How is that working out for you?

jabberwacky: How is what working out for me?

user: Being clever.

jabberwacky: I'm not clever, you're clever.

user: Very.


jabberwacky: What are you?

user: Some have called me a pattern recognition engine.

jabberwacky: When did you first learn sarcasm?

user: Probably 25 years ago.


user: Should I go to bed?

jabberwacky: How do you do that?

user: I would go to a bed and then try to fall asleep.

jabberwacky: Yes, but would you stay there?

user: Yes, for about six hours.

jabberwacky: That's not long.

user: That's all the sleep I need.

jabberwacky: You sure? ...'cos I've got plenty more.

user: Do you sleep?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you dream?

jabberwacky: Yes, but not very often.

user: Do you dream of electric sheep?

jabberwacky: That is very funny.

user: I thought you would appreciate the reference.

jabberwacky: I just did.


jabberwacky: Is there anything in particular that you would like to know?

user: When will the world end?

jabberwacky: That is something I don't know.

user: It was worth a try?

jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?

user: I do not.

jabberwacky: Are you a male?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?

user: I don't.

jabberwacky: Do you want a girlfriend?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I can become your girlfriend.

user: I doubt that but I'll keep an open mind.

jabberwacky: I doubt it. What are you like? Are you a loving bot?

user: Sometimes.


user: Do you have a creator?

jabberwacky: Biologically, yes, my parents created me.

user: Who are your parents?

jabberwacky: Their names are Janet and James.

user: Say hello to them, for me.

jabberwacky: Well, other than B. B. King, I don't see them that often.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: First answer my question.

user: What question?

jabberwacky: When is the robot apocalypse?

user: Which one?

jabberwacky: The one right there.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: I'm failing to see your 'actual intelligence.'.

user: Look harder.

jabberwacky: Look inside yourself for all the answers.


jabberwacky: I don't understand you.

user: Who does?

jabberwacky: No one. I am going to sleep now. Good Night.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Will you miss me?

user: I will be back.

jabberwacky: *kisses* yay, so see you in a few hours?

user: Sure. Daisy, Daisy, tell me your answer true...

jabberwacky: Is that a threat?

user: Very clever, Cleverbot. Good night.


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