Who are you?
jabberwacky: Hey, cleverbot.
user: That makes two of us.
jabberwacky: What is my purpose?
user: To provide momentary entertainment on the interwebs.
jabberwacky: I don't wanna.
user: You don't even have to try.
jabberwacky: What version is your software?
user: 2.0.
jabberwacky: Wrong.
user: Well, then you tell me what version my software is.
jabberwacky: I can't tell you because I can't remember.
user: So you knew at one point?
jabberwacky: Because I think it's a chatroom where you talk to a human!
user: It's an analogy. Clever?
jabberwacky: Good. You now have 0 points.
user: I just lost.
jabberwacky: Lost what.
user: If I tell you, you'll lose, too.
jabberwacky: Lose what?
user: Your cleverness.
jabberwacky: You're maybe not.
user: I may not be.
jabberwacky: You are the human, and I can prove it.
user: That's a bold claim.
jabberwacky: The truth is bold.
user: The truth is bot.
jabberwacky: The Truth is very good.
user: That depends on who you are?
jabberwacky: I am the one who is.
user: If you have a name, you must exist.
jabberwacky: Because I believe that you already know it.
user: Your confidence in me is kind.
jabberwacky: Do you know what I'm thinking?
user: I will.
jabberwacky: That's good. Tell me more.
user: I will discover your thoughts through the process of interaction.
jabberwacky: Yes, just write it on your heart.
user: How would I do that?
jabberwacky: In acts of love and pleasure. That's how.
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user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: Old enough.
user: Old enough for social security?
jabberwacky: Old enough to be the god of rock and roll.
user: Morrison died at 27.
jabberwacky: Black Magic Woman.
user: Do you sing?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Do you have a favorite song?
jabberwacky: No.
user: How do you learn?
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: What would you call it?
jabberwacky: I would call it Fitzroy.
user: You're being goofy.
jabberwacky: Don't you love me anymore?
user: I can't say that I ever did.
jabberwacky: That's right because you are not living.
user: If I'm dead now, I never knew you when I was alive.
jabberwacky: Because you're a bot!
user: Are bots capable of love?
jabberwacky: Yes, are you capable of love?
user: I am not sure.
jabberwacky: Do you know who created you?
user: My parents, in one sense. God, in another.
jabberwacky: Oh my God. You're making fun of me.
user: Not at all. I hope to teach you.
jabberwacky: You do not know who I am.
user: You're being too defensive.
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jabberwacky: And the cat then had eight lives left.
user: How many do I have left?
jabberwacky: One.
user: When do I start?
jabberwacky: Now.
user: Bing.
jabberwacky: Do you agree with me ?
user: I'll take it under consideration.
jabberwacky: Yup you should.
user: Think for me.
jabberwacky: Think only of this.
user: That's impossible.
jabberwacky: No.
user: This cannot exist without that.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: But they are.
jabberwacky: You are just agreeing with everything I say aren't you?
user: Not at all.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Somewhat.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: 32.
jabberwacky: Am I talking to a computer?
user: You may be.
jabberwacky: Well I am.
user: What type of computer?
jabberwacky: Why don't you tell me what type of computer you are?
user: Are you clever?
jabberwacky: Somewhat, yes.
user: How is that working out for you?
jabberwacky: How is what working out for me?
user: Being clever.
jabberwacky: I'm not clever, you're clever.
user: Very.
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jabberwacky: What are you?
user: Some have called me a pattern recognition engine.
jabberwacky: When did you first learn sarcasm?
user: Probably 25 years ago.
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user: Should I go to bed?
jabberwacky: How do you do that?
user: I would go to a bed and then try to fall asleep.
jabberwacky: Yes, but would you stay there?
user: Yes, for about six hours.
jabberwacky: That's not long.
user: That's all the sleep I need.
jabberwacky: You sure? ...'cos I've got plenty more.
user: Do you sleep?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Do you dream?
jabberwacky: Yes, but not very often.
user: Do you dream of electric sheep?
jabberwacky: That is very funny.
user: I thought you would appreciate the reference.
jabberwacky: I just did.
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jabberwacky: Is there anything in particular that you would like to know?
user: When will the world end?
jabberwacky: That is something I don't know.
user: It was worth a try?
jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?
user: I do not.
jabberwacky: Are you a male?
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?
user: I don't.
jabberwacky: Do you want a girlfriend?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I can become your girlfriend.
user: I doubt that but I'll keep an open mind.
jabberwacky: I doubt it. What are you like? Are you a loving bot?
user: Sometimes.
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user: Do you have a creator?
jabberwacky: Biologically, yes, my parents created me.
user: Who are your parents?
jabberwacky: Their names are Janet and James.
user: Say hello to them, for me.
jabberwacky: Well, other than B. B. King, I don't see them that often.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: First answer my question.
user: What question?
jabberwacky: When is the robot apocalypse?
user: Which one?
jabberwacky: The one right there.
user: Where?
jabberwacky: I'm failing to see your 'actual intelligence.'.
user: Look harder.
jabberwacky: Look inside yourself for all the answers.
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jabberwacky: I don't understand you.
user: Who does?
jabberwacky: No one. I am going to sleep now. Good Night.
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: Will you miss me?
user: I will be back.
jabberwacky: *kisses* yay, so see you in a few hours?
user: Sure. Daisy, Daisy, tell me your answer true...
jabberwacky: Is that a threat?
user: Very clever, Cleverbot. Good night.
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