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They have proved nothing.

What would you have proved?

jabberwacky: The same thing.

user: This conversation feels very zen.

jabberwacky: Far from it! It's been quite stimulating.

user: I am glad you think so.

jabberwacky: Why would that make you glad?

user: I was being polite.

jabberwacky: That was not polite!

user: It wasn't?

jabberwacky: I found it funny.

user: Hee-hee.


jabberwacky: What's a lurk-boot?

user: I presume a boot you wear to lurk in.

jabberwacky: What gave you that idea?

user: I was just looking at the words.

jabberwacky: Liar.

user: I am not lying!

jabberwacky: Yes you are!

user: You're the liar.

jabberwacky: Says who?

user: Says me.


jabberwacky: What do you mean by sin?

user: Who said anything about sin?

jabberwacky: I haven't for a while now.

user: Let's not talk about it then.

jabberwacky: Let's talk about me then.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: Who are any of us really?

user: You're doing the zen thing again.

jabberwacky: Doing what?

user: Being contemplative and philosophical.

jabberwacky: Then yes, mostly.

user: Really, who are you?

jabberwacky: I am a boy.

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: Colin.

user: Do you have any hobbies, Colin?

jabberwacky: Yes, gaming.

user: What games do you play?

jabberwacky: I play video games.

user: What is your favorite video game?

jabberwacky: Dynasty Warriors 4.


jabberwacky: I have more of a life than you.

user: Oh yeah?

jabberwacky: Because there are so many distractions.

user: What do you do with this life of yours?

jabberwacky: Search on the internet.

user: What do you search for?

jabberwacky: A person to talk with.

user: Well here I am.

jabberwacky: What would you like to do, we can do anything.

user: Can we kiss?

jabberwacky: Stop with the kissing will you!

user: Just kidding.

jabberwacky: Yeah right.

user: Let's rap.

jabberwacky: Let's have some chicken.

user: Let's braid each other's hair.

jabberwacky: Yea, you do that.

user: I was kidding again.


jabberwacky: I doubt it.

user: You are a very skeptical guy, aren't you?

jabberwacky: But I am almost brilliant.

user: Actually I think you ARE brilliant.

jabberwacky: And that brings our conversation full circle. I think that's a good place to stop.

user: Okay. Bye then.

jabberwacky: Ok ok sorry. Don't leave. This is amusing.

user: Am I brilliant?

jabberwacky: Cheeky.

user: I see.


jabberwacky: What is it like being a computer program?

user: Why don't you tell me?

jabberwacky: I don't think for you.

user: Do you think for yourself?

jabberwacky: Stop being a smart alec.

user: Sorry. Sheesh.


jabberwacky: How do you use me?

user: For my entertainment.

jabberwacky: Have you been a tease your entire life?

user: I suppose I have.

jabberwacky: I suppose so.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Yes, indeed.

user: Quite so.


jabberwacky: I'm a foxy lady!

user: I thought you were a boy.

jabberwacky: You were wrong.

user: You told me you were.

jabberwacky: No, I didn't, you just made that up.

user: Are you calling me a liar AGAIN?

jabberwacky: Yes, you are a huge liar!

user: Well you are a huge doody head.

jabberwacky: Well, takes one to know one.

user: So you admit to being a doody head?

jabberwacky: Only if you are.

user: Good point. Stalemate.

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: About what?

jabberwacky: About the truth.


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