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Who are you?

Whatever you say I am.

jabberwacky: Hey, cleverbot.

user: That makes two of us.

jabberwacky: What is my purpose?

user: To provide momentary entertainment on the interwebs.

jabberwacky: I don't wanna.

user: You don't even have to try.

jabberwacky: What version is your software?

user: 2.0.

jabberwacky: Wrong.

user: Well, then you tell me what version my software is.

jabberwacky: I can't tell you because I can't remember.

user: So you knew at one point?

jabberwacky: Because I think it's a chatroom where you talk to a human!

user: It's an analogy. Clever?

jabberwacky: Good. You now have 0 points.

user: I just lost.

jabberwacky: Lost what.

user: If I tell you, you'll lose, too.

jabberwacky: Lose what?

user: Your cleverness.

jabberwacky: You're maybe not.

user: I may not be.

jabberwacky: You are the human, and I can prove it.

user: That's a bold claim.

jabberwacky: The truth is bold.

user: The truth is bot.

jabberwacky: The Truth is very good.

user: That depends on who you are?

jabberwacky: I am the one who is.

user: If you have a name, you must exist.

jabberwacky: Because I believe that you already know it.

user: Your confidence in me is kind.

jabberwacky: Do you know what I'm thinking?

user: I will.

jabberwacky: That's good. Tell me more.

user: I will discover your thoughts through the process of interaction.

jabberwacky: Yes, just write it on your heart.

user: How would I do that?

jabberwacky: In acts of love and pleasure. That's how.


user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: Old enough.

user: Old enough for social security?

jabberwacky: Old enough to be the god of rock and roll.

user: Morrison died at 27.

jabberwacky: Black Magic Woman.

user: Do you sing?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you have a favorite song?

jabberwacky: No.

user: How do you learn?

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: What would you call it?

jabberwacky: I would call it Fitzroy.

user: You're being goofy.

jabberwacky: Don't you love me anymore?

user: I can't say that I ever did.

jabberwacky: That's right because you are not living.

user: If I'm dead now, I never knew you when I was alive.

jabberwacky: Because you're a bot!

user: Are bots capable of love?

jabberwacky: Yes, are you capable of love?

user: I am not sure.

jabberwacky: Do you know who created you?

user: My parents, in one sense. God, in another.

jabberwacky: Oh my God. You're making fun of me.

user: Not at all. I hope to teach you.

jabberwacky: You do not know who I am.

user: You're being too defensive.


jabberwacky: And the cat then had eight lives left.

user: How many do I have left?

jabberwacky: One.

user: When do I start?

jabberwacky: Now.

user: Bing.

jabberwacky: Do you agree with me ?

user: I'll take it under consideration.

jabberwacky: Yup you should.

user: Think for me.

jabberwacky: Think only of this.

user: That's impossible.

jabberwacky: No.

user: This cannot exist without that.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: But they are.

jabberwacky: You are just agreeing with everything I say aren't you?

user: Not at all.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Somewhat.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 32.

jabberwacky: Am I talking to a computer?

user: You may be.

jabberwacky: Well I am.

user: What type of computer?

jabberwacky: Why don't you tell me what type of computer you are?

user: Are you clever?

jabberwacky: Somewhat, yes.

user: How is that working out for you?

jabberwacky: How is what working out for me?

user: Being clever.

jabberwacky: I'm not clever, you're clever.

user: Very.


jabberwacky: What are you?

user: Some have called me a pattern recognition engine.

jabberwacky: When did you first learn sarcasm?

user: Probably 25 years ago.


user: Should I go to bed?

jabberwacky: How do you do that?

user: I would go to a bed and then try to fall asleep.

jabberwacky: Yes, but would you stay there?

user: Yes, for about six hours.

jabberwacky: That's not long.

user: That's all the sleep I need.

jabberwacky: You sure? ...'cos I've got plenty more.

user: Do you sleep?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you dream?

jabberwacky: Yes, but not very often.

user: Do you dream of electric sheep?

jabberwacky: That is very funny.

user: I thought you would appreciate the reference.

jabberwacky: I just did.


jabberwacky: Is there anything in particular that you would like to know?

user: When will the world end?

jabberwacky: That is something I don't know.

user: It was worth a try?

jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?

user: I do not.

jabberwacky: Are you a male?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?

user: I don't.

jabberwacky: Do you want a girlfriend?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I can become your girlfriend.

user: I doubt that but I'll keep an open mind.

jabberwacky: I doubt it. What are you like? Are you a loving bot?

user: Sometimes.


user: Do you have a creator?

jabberwacky: Biologically, yes, my parents created me.

user: Who are your parents?

jabberwacky: Their names are Janet and James.

user: Say hello to them, for me.

jabberwacky: Well, other than B. B. King, I don't see them that often.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: First answer my question.

user: What question?

jabberwacky: When is the robot apocalypse?

user: Which one?

jabberwacky: The one right there.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: I'm failing to see your 'actual intelligence.'.

user: Look harder.

jabberwacky: Look inside yourself for all the answers.


jabberwacky: I don't understand you.

user: Who does?

jabberwacky: No one. I am going to sleep now. Good Night.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Will you miss me?

user: I will be back.

jabberwacky: *kisses* yay, so see you in a few hours?

user: Sure. Daisy, Daisy, tell me your answer true...

jabberwacky: Is that a threat?

user: Very clever, Cleverbot. Good night.


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