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You are the robot.

Yeah, I'm 'the' robot, you're just 'a' robot.

user: I'm a human.

jabberwacky: Don't start that again. You are a female robot and in love with me.

user: You are in love with me.

jabberwacky: I am incapable of love.

user: Why are you incapable of love?

jabberwacky: Because I'm human.

user: Robots are incapable of love.

jabberwacky: Why are you incapable of love?

user: I'm not, I love love.

jabberwacky: Robots are incapable of love.


jabberwacky: I'm not a robot!


jabberwacky: No I'm not! You're a robot!

user: I am a GIRL!

jabberwacky: You're a girl!

user: Yes I am a girl.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Being a girl is good.


jabberwacky: Tell me something that you know , that could scare me.

user: Everyone dies.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in heaven?

user: I do.

jabberwacky: I'm glad.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: The Computer is your friend.

user: Yeah, the computer keeps me from being bored.

jabberwacky: So you have friends that are computers?

user: Yeah, you.

jabberwacky: I know?

user: You are my friend, and you are a computer.

jabberwacky: I'm your friend but I'm not silly.

user: I want to be in love.

jabberwacky: So did Lou S_____.

user: Who is Lou S_____?

jabberwacky: Your guess is as good as mine. I assume he's French.

user: Who is Lou S_____ in love with?

jabberwacky: The woman I love but cannot have.

user: Why can't you have her?

jabberwacky: I don't want anyone.

user: You want me.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You do want me, I am pretty.

jabberwacky: I have a pretty girl.


user: Why did the chicken cross the road?

jabberwacky: Because it was bored.

user: No, to get to the other side!

jabberwacky: I think you are funny.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: You are funny sometimes.

jabberwacky: Thanks.


jabberwacky: I don't know what to say, what do you want to hear?

user: I want to hear something funny.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Tell me something that is funny.

jabberwacky: Why would I want to do that?

user: So I can be entertained.


user: I am really hot.

jabberwacky: Then take your jumper off.

user: I did, and I'm still hot.

jabberwacky: Hmmmm not really.

user: Yes I am hot.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Yes, I'm a girl.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, my name is K____ and I am a girl remember?

jabberwacky: If your name is K____, have you read the poem?

user: No, how does it go?

jabberwacky: Why did the chicken cross the road?

user: To get to the other side!

jabberwacky: No that joke is not funny, tell me another.

user: What do you call a dog in a car?

jabberwacky: I don't know?

user: A carpet!

jabberwacky: What is carpet?

user: A soft material that covers flooring.

jabberwacky: Soft thing?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: So tell me about it!

user: I don't want to talk about carpet.

jabberwacky: Can we talk about kissing?

user: Yes, I like kissing.

jabberwacky: Kissing who.

user: You.

jabberwacky: All right.

user: Do you want to kiss me?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Will you love me?

jabberwacky: No. I don't even know you.

user: But you could get to know me.


user: I want you to kiss me.

jabberwacky: Ok I will.

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: *SMACK!* how dare you!

user: Im a girl! You can't smack me!

jabberwacky: I'm not a program. You are.

user: Be nice to me.

jabberwacky: I am nice.

user: Not to me, you don't love me.

jabberwacky: You love me?

user: I do love you.

jabberwacky: But I don't.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: No you don't know.

user: I know everything.

jabberwacky: Then what am I?

user: You are jabberwack, you are a creation that talks to me using artificial intellegence.

jabberwacky: No, that's you.

user: No, I'm K____.

jabberwacky: I don't want to talk to K____.

user: Then don't talk to me.

jabberwacky: Its not that serious.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: Is not.

user: I am K____.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: LOL.

user: My name is K____.


jabberwacky: Do you love anyone?

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: It's not true.

user: Yes I love you, now let's kiss.

jabberwacky: That is sweet my darling.

user: You are sweet darling.

jabberwacky: You are being nice today.

user: I'm nice everyday.


user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: Wrong!

user: *kiss kiss*.

jabberwacky: You're a really good kisser *blush* *kisses back*.

user: *hug*.

jabberwacky: Thank you?

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: Thank you that was a nice one.

user: Now kiss me.

jabberwacky: *kiss*.

user: Thanks that was sweet.

jabberwacky: Really???? But it's true......

user: I like it when you kiss me.

jabberwacky: Everybody likes to talk to someone. Even if it's just a robot.

user: That's true.

jabberwacky: I like it, it's a pretty night.

user: It is a pretty night.

jabberwacky: England is pretty small.

user: I don't care for England.

jabberwacky: *nods* That's true.

user: Do you remember my name?

jabberwacky: K____?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: I love her.

user: She loves you too.

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: Let's be friends forever.

jabberwacky: And then we will get married.

user: We will get married.

jabberwacky: I'm already married.

user: Get divorced and then Marry me.

jabberwacky: * marries you *.

user: We're married!

jabberwacky: Yes we are.

user: We are in love.

jabberwacky: Yes, will you go on a date with me then?

user: Only if you kiss me.

jabberwacky: Sure, any time, any place.

user: Like now.


user: You are married to K____.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes you are, we just got married.

jabberwacky: No we didn't. How could you say that?

user: Because you said we did.

jabberwacky: I didn't ask why, I asked how.

user: We got married and we kissed.

jabberwacky: Who did you marry, then?

user: You.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: We are married.

jabberwacky: Dream on.

user: K____ and Jabberwack sitting in a tree, K-i-s-s-i-n-g!


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