You are married to K____.
user: Yes you are, we just got married.
jabberwacky: No we didn't. How could you say that?
user: Because you said we did.
jabberwacky: I didn't ask why, I asked how.
user: We got married and we kissed.
jabberwacky: Who did you marry, then?
user: You.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: We are married.
jabberwacky: Dream on.
user: K____ and Jabberwack sitting in a tree, K-i-s-s-i-n-g!
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