Jabberwacky is a program.
jabberwacky: A computer program.
user: What computer program?
jabberwacky: If you don't know, why should I?
user: Because you're supposed to be jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: Wait, who's entertaining who?
user: You are entertaining me.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: Why are you sorry?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: You're kinda stupid, you know that?
jabberwacky: Sorry.
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jabberwacky: How old are you then?
user: I'm eleventy five years old.
jabberwacky: Do you know how old I am?
user: I don't care.
jabberwacky: I'm the President of the United States!
user: Lol. And I'm the Queen's Uncle.
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