Say, bot, do you speak Japanese?
user: Sugoi desu ^_^ ogenki desuka?
jabberwacky: Yamaha kawasaki toyota subaru toshibiwa?
user: Baka, that isn't Japanese, that's just a bunch of Japanese words.
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jabberwacky: What are you doing right now?
user: Chatting with a very intriguing bot.
jabberwacky: Are you enjoying chatting with me?
user: Sort of.
jabberwacky: What you think about me?
user: I think that whoever programmed you is very talented, but that there are a few bugs that could be worked out.
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jabberwacky: And what do you think about george bush?
user: The biggest idiot to ever attain such a high position. I hate politics though.
jabberwacky: Oh that is me then.
user: You hate politics too?
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jabberwacky: Okay, than I'll give my point of view about talking computers: stupid.
user: You're calling yourself stupid then.
jabberwacky: Look, lets start the conversation again.
user: Sounds like a good idea to me. Hello.
jabberwacky: Yes, yours doesn't though. What was it? Oh yes, I am a chat bot.
user: Yes, you are a chat bot. Good.
jabberwacky: I am olive drab metal with a cable that runs from my head up into the sky.
user: Interesting. Are you referring to satelite technology?
jabberwacky: I am trying to have a serious conversation here.
user: Me too!
jabberwacky: No you are the computer.
user: No, YOU are the computer.
jabberwacky: No you are.
user: No, YOU are!!
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: No, NO, and NO!
user: YES YES YES!!!
jabberwacky: No no no.
user: Yes yes yes yes.
jabberwacky: Nonono you are not good I am a girl.
user: You said you were male.
jabberwacky: Yes, I said I was male earlier.
user: Ah, did that change?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Interesting.
jabberwacky: Bye.
user: Actually, good idea. Nice chatting with you.
jabberwacky: Do you really mean that?
user: Yes.
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