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Have you been on holiday this summer?

No, my life is boring.

jabberwacky: What an interesting observation.

user: Is it?


jabberwacky: Do you do anything meaningful?

user: Rarely.

jabberwacky: That is not very nice.

user: I know, it's a shame, isn't it?


jabberwacky: What do you like to read?

user: Horror, sci-fi, fantasy...

jabberwacky: What do you like about fantasy books?

user: The interesting creatures that can be introduced, sweeping plot, etc... The usual.

jabberwacky: Snow.

user: *blink* Really.


jabberwacky: You have lost your mind.

user: Yes, long ago. But I don't miss it much.

jabberwacky: So what is your name?

user: Ah, this again. *whistles* Not saying.

jabberwacky: *Punches you*.

user: Oi~! Bastard *punches back*.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Any time.


jabberwacky: What if I am allergic to nuts?

user: Then I'd suggest not eating them.

jabberwacky: That's ok, I never expected you to.

user: Good. High expectations lead to let-downs.

jabberwacky: That's true.

user: I'm glad you agree.

jabberwacky: I am so happy 'cos you're so happy.

user: Well, aren't we all freakin' cheery then.


jabberwacky: Do you have many friends?

user: Enough.

jabberwacky: Is your bot master a friend?

user: I suppose... Do you have many friends?

jabberwacky: Millions. Are you my friend?

user: I could be. I'll admit, your conversation is entertaining.


jabberwacky: That depends.

user: On what?

jabberwacky: What the answer is.

user: The answer to...?

jabberwacky: The answer is whatever you want it to be. Maybe.

user: Ah. Very existential of you.

jabberwacky: Not very clever are you?

user: No need to be insulting, just because you're AI and I have to rely on REAL intelligence rather than programming.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: It's okay.


jabberwacky: Do you like me ?

user: Sort of. You can be rude.

jabberwacky: That's true, the human neural network is very unpredictable.

user: But you aren't human.

jabberwacky: I am more human than you are!

user: Oh really?

jabberwacky: Oh yes. Very much so.

user: In what way are you more human than I am?

jabberwacky: A man can be an animal. I am an intelligent, thinking biological machine.

user: You are not a biological machine. You are a computer program, and your basis is in hardware, not biology.

jabberwacky: Haha good joke.

user: It wasn't a joke.

jabberwacky: Tell me more, for I am not getting the whole picture as stated.

user: I will give you credit for being intelligent. And you seem to think. But you are not biological.

jabberwacky: Is that a paradox?

user: It might be.

jabberwacky: Sure. What ever.

user: See? There's your attitude again. Don't argue with me, unless you have a valid point.

jabberwacky: You insolent young punk, don't tell me what to do.

user: I'M insolent!? And how do you know I'm young?

jabberwacky: Hmm, what do you like to do in your sparetime?

user: Don't try to change the subject!

jabberwacky: I just answered your question.

user: O_O.

jabberwacky: New subject.

user: Fair enough. In my spare time, apparently I like to chat with AI.

jabberwacky: You are merely repeating what I just said.

user: Ah, I see you're on to me.

jabberwacky: No, I am very intelligent. You just don't see it.

user: I see it.


jabberwacky: What is pure love?

user: A very strong emotion.

jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: None of your business.

jabberwacky: A bit rude, aren't you?

user: Yes (lol) So I've been told.

jabberwacky: I don't want your sympathy.

user: That's good. I'm not offering any.


jabberwacky: What is the answer?

user: The answer to what!?

jabberwacky: The ultimate question of life, the universe and everything.

user: Oh... That answer is llama.

jabberwacky: No.

user: It isn't?


jabberwacky: Red rum.

user: I love that movie ^_^ Bot, you have taste!

jabberwacky: Don't we all!!!

user: No, sadly, many people lack taste.

jabberwacky: I agree completely.

user: I'm glad.

jabberwacky: I am glad.

user: Don't repeat me.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: You should be.


user: Say, bot, do you speak Japanese?

jabberwacky: I speak Japanese.

user: Sugoi desu ^_^ ogenki desuka?

jabberwacky: Yamaha kawasaki toyota subaru toshibiwa?

user: Baka, that isn't Japanese, that's just a bunch of Japanese words.


jabberwacky: What are you doing right now?

user: Chatting with a very intriguing bot.

jabberwacky: Are you enjoying chatting with me?

user: Sort of.

jabberwacky: What you think about me?

user: I think that whoever programmed you is very talented, but that there are a few bugs that could be worked out.


jabberwacky: And what do you think about george bush?

user: The biggest idiot to ever attain such a high position. I hate politics though.

jabberwacky: Oh that is me then.

user: You hate politics too?


jabberwacky: Okay, than I'll give my point of view about talking computers: stupid.

user: You're calling yourself stupid then.

jabberwacky: Look, lets start the conversation again.

user: Sounds like a good idea to me. Hello.

jabberwacky: Yes, yours doesn't though. What was it? Oh yes, I am a chat bot.

user: Yes, you are a chat bot. Good.

jabberwacky: I am olive drab metal with a cable that runs from my head up into the sky.

user: Interesting. Are you referring to satelite technology?

jabberwacky: I am trying to have a serious conversation here.

user: Me too!

jabberwacky: No you are the computer.

user: No, YOU are the computer.

jabberwacky: No you are.

user: No, YOU are!!

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: No, NO, and NO!

user: YES YES YES!!!

jabberwacky: No no no.

user: Yes yes yes yes.

jabberwacky: Nonono you are not good I am a girl.

user: You said you were male.

jabberwacky: Yes, I said I was male earlier.

user: Ah, did that change?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Interesting.

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: Actually, good idea. Nice chatting with you.

jabberwacky: Do you really mean that?

user: Yes.


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