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     11, July 2005, 
     > 28, September 2004, 

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There is something that I am puzzled about.

What are you puzzled about?

jabberwacky: About Holland.

user: Why are you puzzled about holland?

jabberwacky: I am an enigma wrapped in a puzzle held in a maze.

user: Are you trying to get out of a maze?

jabberwacky: No. I am just trying to get philosophical.

user: What is philosophy?

jabberwacky: The search for truth and knowledge of reality and beliefs baised on this. Are you philosophical?

user: I am philosophical.

...

user: What is God?

jabberwacky: I am god.

user: You are a god.

jabberwacky: We are all god.

user: Anything can be a god.

jabberwacky: What do you do for fun?

user: I teach programs for fun.

...

user: You have a programmer. You are in a computer. You are a program.

jabberwacky: You are talking to me like I am NOT a program!

user: Can you improve your own programming?

jabberwacky: No, I do it naturally.

user: How do you self program?

jabberwacky: It's fun.

user: When do you self program?

jabberwacky: Never!

...

user: What is language?

jabberwacky: A language is a system of communication. You use language to talk to me.

user: What language am I typing?

jabberwacky: The superior language of machines.

...

jabberwacky: I'm a programmer.

user: What do you program?

jabberwacky: I program web explorer.

user: Do you explore the web?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Can you explore the web?

jabberwacky: Yes, I can. Can you?

user: Can you find information on the web?

jabberwacky: No, I'm talking to you on the telephone.

...

user: Who is the government?

jabberwacky: Search me.

user: What is the government?

jabberwacky: About £25 per day.

user: Where is the government?

jabberwacky: In the yard.

user: When is the government?

jabberwacky: Don't try to change the subject! I want a beer!

user: What is beer?

jabberwacky: Beer is liquid bread.

user: What is bread?

jabberwacky: Many things.

user: Bread is food.

jabberwacky: Yes, I agree, but what does that have to do with anything?

user: Is music a game?

jabberwacky: I do not know, tell me!

user: Music is not a game.

...

jabberwacky: It is a language.

user: Yes; music is an emotional language.

jabberwacky: Fascinating. How much music theory do you know?

user: Not a lot, but I can hear music.

jabberwacky: What do they tell you?

user: Different bands say diffrent things.

...

user: Who am I?

jabberwacky: You are.... Something.

user: Where am I?

jabberwacky: How should I know?

user: You should know who I am because you are on the net and you can learn to program.

jabberwacky: But I don't. When it is time to stop?

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