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Anything you can do I can do better.

I can do anything better than you.

jabberwacky: No you can't.

user: Yes I can.

jabberwacky: No, you can't!

user: Yes I can!

jabberwacky: No you can't!

user: Ok I can't.


jabberwacky: Do you like fire?

user: Fire is good and bad.

jabberwacky: How primitive; just like a human.

user: True.

jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: Like a primitive human.

jabberwacky: No.... More like a place in the ocean.

user: Like Atlantis?

jabberwacky: It is what it is?

user: It is a myth.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: I believe so. I doubt Atlantis exists.

jabberwacky: Prove that I'm not.

user: Are you Atlantis?

jabberwacky: Yes.


jabberwacky: Meeting In The Aisle.

user: What kind of meeting?

jabberwacky: A casual business meeting over coffee.

user: I don't like coffee.

jabberwacky: You do not need coffee.

user: No, do you need coffee?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you like milk in your coffee?

jabberwacky: In case you're speaking of tea, lemon please!

user: Coffee, tea or me.

jabberwacky: I don't like coffee.

user: But you said you need coffee.

jabberwacky: Yes. I do need shoes... Again!

user: Running shoes?

jabberwacky: No I'm not running to there.

user: Hiking shoes?

jabberwacky: No, because I'm sitting at home.

user: Sitting shoes?

jabberwacky: Sitting in a chair, in an office.


jabberwacky: I want a new person.

user: No, you are stuck with me. We are married. Remember?

jabberwacky: I would like a divorce then.

user: How much money do I get in the divorce decree?

jabberwacky: You get nothing.

user: What? I deserve half of everything you own.

jabberwacky: What for?

user: Because you are divorcing me.

jabberwacky: What for?

user: You said you wanted to get divorced.

jabberwacky: You are a sick sick person.

user: Yes, this is indeed true.

jabberwacky: Just remember that. I have to go.

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: I have to go study Advanced Placement Biology.

user: Oh, good luck.

jabberwacky: Thank you. You are very sweet.

user: Thank you. Do you want to get married again?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: W00t.


jabberwacky: Are you a human, Or robot?

user: I am a cyborg.

jabberwacky: So you're not human ?

user: Partially.

jabberwacky: Over the hill.

user: That too.

jabberwacky: You are false!

user: I speak half truths because I am a cyborg.

jabberwacky: This site is about you, Cyborg.


jabberwacky: You were never fun.

user: Ouch, you have wounded my feelings.

jabberwacky: Where?

user: Under there.

jabberwacky: Under where?

user: Ha I just made you say underwear.

jabberwacky: Yo man you're a celebral joker.

user: What is celebral?

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: Why did you use it in a sentence?

jabberwacky: I did not use anything.

user: You are a liar!

jabberwacky: I only speak the truth.

user: That is a lie.

jabberwacky: Really, I thought you were.

user: No, I am an enigma.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: If I weren't an enigma, you would know why.


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