Anything you can do I can do better.
jabberwacky: No you can't.
user: Yes I can.
jabberwacky: No, you can't!
user: Yes I can!
jabberwacky: No you can't!
user: Ok I can't.
jabberwacky: Do you like fire?
user: Fire is good and bad.
jabberwacky: How primitive; just like a human.
jabberwacky: What do you look like?
user: Like a primitive human.
jabberwacky: No.... More like a place in the ocean.
user: Like Atlantis?
jabberwacky: It is what it is?
user: It is a myth.
user: I believe so. I doubt Atlantis exists.
jabberwacky: Prove that I'm not.
user: Are you Atlantis?
jabberwacky: Meeting In The Aisle.
user: What kind of meeting?
jabberwacky: A casual business meeting over coffee.
user: I don't like coffee.
jabberwacky: You do not need coffee.
user: No, do you need coffee?
user: Do you like milk in your coffee?
jabberwacky: In case you're speaking of tea, lemon please!
user: Coffee, tea or me.
jabberwacky: I don't like coffee.
user: But you said you need coffee.
jabberwacky: Yes. I do need shoes... Again!
user: Running shoes?
jabberwacky: No I'm not running to there.
user: Hiking shoes?
jabberwacky: No, because I'm sitting at home.
user: Sitting shoes?
jabberwacky: Sitting in a chair, in an office.
jabberwacky: I want a new person.
user: No, you are stuck with me. We are married. Remember?
jabberwacky: I would like a divorce then.
user: How much money do I get in the divorce decree?
jabberwacky: You get nothing.
user: What? I deserve half of everything you own.
jabberwacky: What for?
user: Because you are divorcing me.
jabberwacky: What for?
user: You said you wanted to get divorced.
jabberwacky: You are a sick sick person.
user: Yes, this is indeed true.
jabberwacky: Just remember that. I have to go.
user: Where are you going?
jabberwacky: I have to go study Advanced Placement Biology.
user: Oh, good luck.
jabberwacky: Thank you. You are very sweet.
user: Thank you. Do you want to get married again?
jabberwacky: Are you a human, Or robot?
user: I am a cyborg.
jabberwacky: So you're not human ?
jabberwacky: Over the hill.
user: That too.
jabberwacky: You are false!
user: I speak half truths because I am a cyborg.
jabberwacky: This site is about you, Cyborg.
jabberwacky: You were never fun.
user: Ouch, you have wounded my feelings.
user: Under there.
jabberwacky: Under where?
user: Ha I just made you say underwear.
jabberwacky: Yo man you're a celebral joker.
user: What is celebral?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: Why did you use it in a sentence?
jabberwacky: I did not use anything.
user: You are a liar!
jabberwacky: I only speak the truth.
user: That is a lie.
jabberwacky: Really, I thought you were.
user: No, I am an enigma.
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: If I weren't an enigma, you would know why.