Who are you?
jabberwacky: A student, what do you study?
user: Nuclear engineering.
jabberwacky: Isn't that dangerous?
user: No, nuclear power isn't as dangerous as coal power.
jabberwacky: This is not funny.
user: Well, I'm not a comedian, I'm an engineer.
jabberwacky: Who is your master ?
user: None of your business.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because you're just a stupid machine.
jabberwacky: Do ferrets like machines?
user: Do ferrets come to this website and ask questions?
jabberwacky: This is really stupid.
user: Yeah, who designed this thing, anyway?
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Yes, I look like a robot.
user: I don't remember creating a robot.
jabberwacky: Fair enough. You would drive any robot up the wall anyway.
user: Are you going to vote for Kerry or Bush?
jabberwacky: I choose not to vote because I have not educated myself enough.
user: Who do you think will win?
user: I think Ralph Nader has a better chance than I do.