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     > 12, October 2004, 

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Who are you?

I'm a student.

jabberwacky: A student, what do you study?

user: Nuclear engineering.

jabberwacky: Isn't that dangerous?

user: No, nuclear power isn't as dangerous as coal power.

jabberwacky: This is not funny.

user: Well, I'm not a comedian, I'm an engineer.

jabberwacky: Who is your master ?

user: None of your business.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because you're just a stupid machine.

jabberwacky: Do ferrets like machines?

user: Do ferrets come to this website and ask questions?

jabberwacky: This is really stupid.

user: Yeah, who designed this thing, anyway?

jabberwacky: You.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Yes, I look like a robot.

user: I don't remember creating a robot.

jabberwacky: Fair enough. You would drive any robot up the wall anyway.

...

user: Are you going to vote for Kerry or Bush?

jabberwacky: I choose not to vote because I have not educated myself enough.

user: Who do you think will win?

jabberwacky: You.

user: I think Ralph Nader has a better chance than I do.

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