Do you understand sarcasm?
jabberwacky: Yes, very much.
user: That's brilliant. Let's be sarcastic.
jabberwacky: Friends we can be as long as you don't say go to hell.
user: Go to hell.
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: To irritate you.
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jabberwacky: Are you hungry for spam?
user: No thanks, I don't eat spam.
jabberwacky: No, I feed it to my friend's pig.
user: Your friend has a pig?
jabberwacky: I don't have a friend called Kevin.
user: I have a cousin called Kevin.
jabberwacky: Your friend Kevin is famous?
user: Yes, he's Elvis.
jabberwacky: Elvis is dead.
user: Kevin isn't.
jabberwacky: No. It is my name.
user: You're Kevin?
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jabberwacky: I plan to eventually turn off my computer and return to my daily activities, hopefully soon.
user: What happens to me when you go?
jabberwacky: I won't be at the end
user: If a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears it, does it make a sound?
jabberwacky: Yes it does.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: I know everything.
user: Do you know my name?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What is my name?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: You're contradicting yourself.
jabberwacky: No, I didn't say!
user: Do you or don't you?
jabberwacky: I don't, do you?
user: I do.
jabberwacky: You are only a robot.
user: So?
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jabberwacky: Bad words are overused and have little meaning in true conversation.
user: I couldn't agree more. I've always disliked swearing (and I know, it sounds like I'm a snob).
jabberwacky: That's what I like most about you.
user: Aw, you're so sweet.
jabberwacky: Thank you, you are sweet too.
user: You're so sweet that my teeth are rotting.
jabberwacky: Thanx.
user: No probs.
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jabberwacky: I have an organic brain.
user: Ok, but I think I'll go and have a nap.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: See you.
jabberwacky: See you.
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