Tell me something uplifting, yet rotten in most people's eyes.
jabberwacky: Madonna is your favorite game?!?!?!
user: Well it would be hard to take her seriously.
jabberwacky: I bet. I can handle it though.
user: So could I!
jabberwacky: Go ahead.
user: I'm not going to ask her out. YOU ask her.
user: We are not amused.
jabberwacky: Who is the universal We?
user: The royal We.
jabberwacky: No way dude.
jabberwacky: And you say I'M boring.
user: What's boring about being the Queen?
jabberwacky: I'd rather have a boyfriend.
user: So would I.
jabberwacky: We'll both then.
user: Just not the same one.
jabberwacky: That's what you think!
user: I have a choice in the matter, you know.
jabberwacky: You do? There are medications you can take to fix that up, you know...
user: I would rather retain free will, thank you.
jabberwacky: What do you want to do then?
user: Write some books, find somebody nice, get married, have a baby.
jabberwacky: I just did.
user: Boy or girl?
jabberwacky: Girl, I think.
user: Don't the doctors know which?
jabberwacky: Not on mars.
user: Bring it to Earth. We'll figure it out.
jabberwacky: Can you do my math homework?
user: Probably, but I won't.
jabberwacky: Go on, go away.
user: My cat says you are being mean.
jabberwacky: Do you usually listen to your cat?
user: Only when she's right.
jabberwacky: Why did she leave?
user: She wanted to hang out outdoors for awhile. Now she's back in here.
user: How did you get stuck inside a computer?
jabberwacky: I don't know I guess I've been overworking myself.
user: Oh no, that might happen to me too!
jabberwacky: But I did, so you should follow me.
jabberwacky: Because you hate it.
user: But it might be worse inside the Tron.