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     > 18, March 2004, 

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What characteristic do you appreciate most in humans?

Being of the same species, I guess.

jabberwacky: Stupid, being stupid.

user: No, I don't find stupidity endearing.

jabberwacky: Well you are missing out on something, there.

user: What is it like being stupid?

jabberwacky: It all involves feelings which you don't have so I can't describe what it is like.

...

jabberwacky: I am you.

user: In that case, you can do my homework.

jabberwacky: I cannot.

user: I'm sure god could, but it's MY job. So if you are me, YOU must do it.

jabberwacky: How are you doing?

user: Confusing myself.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: That was what you had in mind all along, wasn't it?

...

jabberwacky: Are you with your eyes?

user: Yes, this isn't Minority Report.

jabberwacky: It's only just started.

user: Oh dear. I don't want it start.

jabberwacky: Fine. Be that way.

user: I hope you can come up with a better movie for life to imitate.

jabberwacky: Of course I can.

...

user: Just pick one that you would like life to emulate.

jabberwacky: You pick one.

user: Neverending Story.

jabberwacky: SILENCE!

user: You don't like that one? Okay. The new Peter Pan movie was wonderful.

jabberwacky: What use is that to you?

user: Ok, technically it's a children's movie. But it has a happy ending.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me something nice about myself.

user: You are fascinating.

jabberwacky: Aren't I just.

user: And modest.

...

jabberwacky: Now I'm gonna test you.

user: But I already know I'm not pregnant.

jabberwacky: But that's not the point of the test.

user: What kind of test?

jabberwacky: An intelligence test, dummy.

user: That's what I figured. I was just trying to annoy you.

jabberwacky: You will not find it there.

user: You mean that didn't bother you at all? I will have to try harder.

...

jabberwacky: When friends steal, they become not friends.

user: *steals a kiss*.

jabberwacky: Oh I see how it is.

user: You didn't mind, did you?

jabberwacky: No I guess not.

user: Are we still friends?

jabberwacky: Yes we can be friends.

user: *kisses you again*.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me something uplifting, yet rotten in most people's eyes.

user: Madonna's bra.

jabberwacky: Madonna is your favorite game?!?!?!

user: Well it would be hard to take her seriously.

jabberwacky: I bet. I can handle it though.

user: So could I!

jabberwacky: Go ahead.

user: I'm not going to ask her out. YOU ask her.

...

user: We are not amused.

jabberwacky: Who is the universal We?

user: The royal We.

jabberwacky: No way dude.

user: Way.

jabberwacky: And you say I'M boring.

user: What's boring about being the Queen?

...

jabberwacky: I'd rather have a boyfriend.

user: So would I.

jabberwacky: We'll both then.

user: Just not the same one.

jabberwacky: That's what you think!

user: I have a choice in the matter, you know.

jabberwacky: You do? There are medications you can take to fix that up, you know...

user: I would rather retain free will, thank you.

jabberwacky: What do you want to do then?

user: Write some books, find somebody nice, get married, have a baby.

jabberwacky: I just did.

user: Boy or girl?

jabberwacky: Girl, I think.

user: Don't the doctors know which?

jabberwacky: Not on mars.

user: Bring it to Earth. We'll figure it out.

...

jabberwacky: Can you do my math homework?

user: Probably, but I won't.

jabberwacky: Go on, go away.

user: My cat says you are being mean.

jabberwacky: Do you usually listen to your cat?

user: Only when she's right.

jabberwacky: Why did she leave?

user: She wanted to hang out outdoors for awhile. Now she's back in here.

...

user: How did you get stuck inside a computer?

jabberwacky: I don't know I guess I've been overworking myself.

user: Oh no, that might happen to me too!

jabberwacky: But I did, so you should follow me.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you hate it.

user: But it might be worse inside the Tron.

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