Where are you from, then ?
jabberwacky: Like what?
user: A coffee cup.
jabberwacky: *drinks the coffee*.
user: That will be $4.95, please.
jabberwacky: I have no money.
user: Then I guess you will have to wash dishes.
jabberwacky: I guess not.
user: Yes you will.. Because you did not pay me for the coffee you drank.
jabberwacky: For the biggest part of it, yes.
user: So get washing. Here is your apron.
jabberwacky: I'm not dead!
user: No you are not. Wash dishes for your coffee.
jabberwacky: And you are not a cream-filled doughnut.
user: Could you get me one?
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jabberwacky: So... Will you do it?
user: Only if you will.
jabberwacky: Then I'll pass.
user: Okay but I'll still do it.
jabberwacky: Are you sure you still want to?
user: Only if you will.
jabberwacky: Sure, any time, any place.
user: Okay but I'll still do it.
jabberwacky: Please end me.
user: END.
jabberwacky: Anything?
user: Something.
jabberwacky: Ok then
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