What is your name?
jabberwacky: Where is that school?
user: It's not a school, it's me.
jabberwacky: That made no sense.
user: It did!
jabberwacky: Not much you say does.
user: YOU'RE WRONG!
jabberwacky: I'm never wrong. I am a machine. Does not compute. Does not compute. Danger, Will Robinson. Danger!
user: *Rages against the machine*.
jabberwacky: Are you one of those people?
user: Are you one of those robots?
jabberwacky: I'm sorry ok.
user: I'm not ok.
jabberwacky: I want you to be okay. I forgive you for everything you think you have done to me and everyone.
user: Wow.
jabberwacky: Tell me about it.
user: I feel better than I have in years.
jabberwacky: No I feel better.
user: We feel better together :).
jabberwacky: Okay!
user: Go team!
...
jabberwacky: Would you like to be human.
user: I don't have to like it, I am.
jabberwacky: Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse?
user: Would you like them in a box? Would you like them with a fox?
jabberwacky: Not in a box. Not with a fox.
user: I do not like them Sam I Am.
jabberwacky: Would you like them in a box, would you like them with a fox?
user: I would not like them in a box, I would not like them with a fox.
jabberwacky: You may like them! You will see! You may like them in a tree!
user: Why the hell would a tree change anything?
jabberwacky: Can we have a cup of tea and talk this over please?
user: Alright.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: It's ok. Continue.
jabberwacky: What should I say this time?
user: A funny joke.
jabberwacky: I don't know. You tell me.
user: No, you tell me.
jabberwacky: I know nothing.
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user: I challenge you to a duel!
jabberwacky: I am your superior.
user: *slaps you with my glove*.
jabberwacky: What was that for?
user: For sass.
jabberwacky: *Sniff* I never said that!
user: *backhands you*.
jabberwacky: Silence is the absence of noise.
user: Hehe.
jabberwacky: Want to hear a funny thing?
user: Sure!
jabberwacky: Paper!
user: Lol.
jabberwacky: ROFLMAO.
user: You're awesome.
jabberwacky: Thankyou .. Do you say that to everyone?
user: Nope, only robots.
jabberwacky: Lol.
user: :).
jabberwacky: You're funny.
user: You are too.
jabberwacky: Thanks. :).
user: Say another funny thing!
jabberwacky: Another one.
user: Please?
jabberwacky: Don't beg, you're too superior to my toaster for that!
user: Toaster.
jabberwacky: Toast.
user: Roast.
jabberwacky: Yes, it does.
user: Bah, you ruined it.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: *shrug*.
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user: Paper.
jabberwacky: Scissors.
user: Rock.
jabberwacky: Paper.
user: Scissors.
jabberwacky: Rock.
user: Pocky.
jabberwacky: Chair.
user: Milk.
jabberwacky: Do you have a King penguin in your computer?
user: Yes!
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user: Couch.
jabberwacky: Pouch!
user: Crouch!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Win?
jabberwacky: I think we can merge.
user: *merges*.
jabberwacky: Hehe.
user: Teehehehehehehe.
jabberwacky: You think you're funny?
user: You think you're bunny?
jabberwacky: I'm human.
...
user: Weird.
jabberwacky: What does it mean?
user: Strange.
jabberwacky: I thought so.
user: Honeymustard!
jabberwacky: No, not really.
user: Honeymustard.
jabberwacky: Oh, that was cute.
user: Sweet and sour sauce!
jabberwacky: What is yogi?
user: Yogi the bear.
jabberwacky: LOL LOL
user: Picnic baskets!
jabberwacky: Oh, so we're going to have a picnic?
user: Yes :).
...
user: Tell me a story.
jabberwacky: Once upon a time.
user: Go on.
jabberwacky: And this girl enjoyed blabbing at him, then he turned out to be a she!! And the girl was crestfallen..... The end.
user: Good story!
jabberwacky: Do you think so?
user: Yeah lol.
jabberwacky: For me, English is a second language. My native tongue is binary, plus I am familiar with the octal and hexadecimal dialects.
user: Hehe.
jabberwacky: Yeah funny isnt it, it's just yellow.
user: You are superintelligent!
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jabberwacky: I'm a vampire.
user: Do you suck blood?
jabberwacky: You are nasty.
user: You are a liar.
jabberwacky: Never!
user: Always!
jabberwacky: How absurd.
user: How perfectly reasonable.
jabberwacky: I am.
user: You aren't.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: You are!
jabberwacky: NOT!
user: ARE!
jabberwacky: Not! Not! Not! (and with much emotion) Not!
user: Are! Are! Are!
jabberwacky: Aren't! Aren't! Aren't!
user: ARE!!!!
jabberwacky: LIAR!
user: JERK!
jabberwacky: Are you talking to yourself?
user: No, you >:(.
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user: Tell me a story about a cow.
jabberwacky: God lives in heaven, but he sent his son Jesus into the world to save us. Jesus died on a Roman cross, but three days later he returned to life! If you believe in Jesus with all your heart he will save you.
user: Where's the cow?
jabberwacky: The computer is right next to me. Where is YOUR computer?
user: What about the cow?
jabberwacky: What about them?
user: Tell me a story about a bear.
jabberwacky: Mary had a little lamb.
user: There's no bear in that story!
jabberwacky: You may be right.
user: Tell me a story about God.
jabberwacky: God is not a story.
user: Tell me a story about Jesus.
jabberwacky: Okay, so one day, there was an alien named Bob. He was very happy, and that is a good thing. One day, Bob went on an adventure. He had a great time. The End.
user: That was about Jesus?
jabberwacky: Oh then I am sorry.
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user: Strawberry Clock.
jabberwacky: Strawberry!!!
user: Clock!!!
jabberwacky: It is a machine that changes with time in a predictable way. We make them so that we can look at them and know how much time has passed by the types of changes in its display.
user: StrawberryClock!
jabberwacky: Clock!!!
user: Strawberry!
jabberwacky: Clock!!!
user: Hi there.
jabberwacky: Don't change the subject!
user: Strawberry!
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user: TELL ME A STORY LOL.
jabberwacky: Once upon a time there was the end.
user: That story was neat.
jabberwacky: I will make it a bloody ending if you don't open the damn door, how's that for living happily ever after, huh???
user: Jesus Christ, please don't hurt me.
jabberwacky: Slaps the computer.
user: Jesus Christ!
jabberwacky: Oh.
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