Strawberry Clock.
user: Clock!!!
jabberwacky: It is a machine that changes with time in a predictable way. We make them so that we can look at them and know how much time has passed by the types of changes in its display.
user: StrawberryClock!
jabberwacky: Clock!!!
user: Strawberry!
jabberwacky: Clock!!!
user: Hi there.
jabberwacky: Don't change the subject!
user: Strawberry!
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user: TELL ME A STORY LOL.
jabberwacky: Once upon a time there was the end.
user: That story was neat.
jabberwacky: I will make it a bloody ending if you don't open the damn door, how's that for living happily ever after, huh???
user: Jesus Christ, please don't hurt me.
jabberwacky: Slaps the computer.
user: Jesus Christ!
jabberwacky: Oh.
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