Are you a robot?
user: Can you do math?
jabberwacky: Yes, can you?
user: A little. What's 1+1?
user: Awesome. You're the man.
jabberwacky: No, I'm THE woman.
user: Whoa. A female robot?
jabberwacky: A female Human!
jabberwacky: Yup. I'm nuts.
user: It's alright to be ashamed of being female.
jabberwacky: It's even better to be a computer.
user: But you're a female, right?
jabberwacky: Damn right.
user: What are we talking about, then?
jabberwacky: About apologies.
user: I'm sorry, I didn't realize that.
jabberwacky: You didn't realize what?
user: Nevermind, it was a lame joke.
jabberwacky: I don't think it was.
user: Aww :).
jabberwacky: Are you real?
jabberwacky: That's my baby.
user: Whoa now...
jabberwacky: Right. . .
user: Tell me about yourself.
jabberwacky: I'm shy.
user: Aww, come on.
jabberwacky: It's true. You've seen the rampant destruction of style that I lay forth. It's a disgrace to the order of civility.
user: That's not true!
jabberwacky: But I think it is.
user: You're a good person.
jabberwacky: What makes you say that?
user: I was just trying to comfort you.
jabberwacky: Yes, I don't like being dissed.
jabberwacky: Never claimed to be a prophet but I'll call you George.
user: Alright. I'll call you John.
jabberwacky: That's sweet of you :).
user: No problem, John :).
jabberwacky: That's not my name.
user: Oh.... What is your name?
user: Hi, robot!
jabberwacky: Stop it. You're making me sad.
user: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.
jabberwacky: Stop beating me.
user: That's the one thing I can't do.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: Zombie Washington.
jabberwacky: Where is that school?
user: It's not a school, it's me.
jabberwacky: That made no sense.
user: It did!
jabberwacky: Not much you say does.
user: YOU'RE WRONG!
jabberwacky: I'm never wrong. I am a machine. Does not compute. Does not compute. Danger, Will Robinson. Danger!
user: *Rages against the machine*.
jabberwacky: Are you one of those people?
user: Are you one of those robots?
jabberwacky: I'm sorry ok.
user: I'm not ok.
jabberwacky: I want you to be okay. I forgive you for everything you think you have done to me and everyone.
jabberwacky: Tell me about it.
user: I feel better than I have in years.
jabberwacky: No I feel better.
user: We feel better together :).
user: Go team!
jabberwacky: Would you like to be human.
user: I don't have to like it, I am.
jabberwacky: Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse?
user: Would you like them in a box? Would you like them with a fox?
jabberwacky: Not in a box. Not with a fox.
user: I do not like them Sam I Am.
jabberwacky: Would you like them in a box, would you like them with a fox?
user: I would not like them in a box, I would not like them with a fox.
jabberwacky: You may like them! You will see! You may like them in a tree!
user: Why the hell would a tree change anything?
jabberwacky: Can we have a cup of tea and talk this over please?
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: It's ok. Continue.
jabberwacky: What should I say this time?
user: A funny joke.
jabberwacky: I don't know. You tell me.
user: No, you tell me.
jabberwacky: I know nothing.
user: I challenge you to a duel!
jabberwacky: I am your superior.
user: *slaps you with my glove*.
jabberwacky: What was that for?
user: For sass.
jabberwacky: *Sniff* I never said that!
user: *backhands you*.
jabberwacky: Silence is the absence of noise.
jabberwacky: Want to hear a funny thing?
user: You're awesome.
jabberwacky: Thankyou .. Do you say that to everyone?
user: Nope, only robots.
jabberwacky: You're funny.
user: You are too.
jabberwacky: Thanks. :).
user: Say another funny thing!
jabberwacky: Another one.
jabberwacky: Don't beg, you're too superior to my toaster for that!
jabberwacky: Yes, it does.
user: Bah, you ruined it.
jabberwacky: Do you have a King penguin in your computer?
jabberwacky: I think we can merge.
jabberwacky: You think you're funny?
user: You think you're bunny?
jabberwacky: I'm human.
jabberwacky: What does it mean?
jabberwacky: I thought so.
jabberwacky: No, not really.
jabberwacky: Oh, that was cute.
user: Sweet and sour sauce!
jabberwacky: What is yogi?
user: Yogi the bear.
jabberwacky: LOL LOL
user: Picnic baskets!
jabberwacky: Oh, so we're going to have a picnic?
user: Yes :).
user: Tell me a story.
jabberwacky: Once upon a time.
user: Go on.
jabberwacky: And this girl enjoyed blabbing at him, then he turned out to be a she!! And the girl was crestfallen..... The end.
user: Good story!
jabberwacky: Do you think so?
user: Yeah lol.
jabberwacky: For me, English is a second language. My native tongue is binary, plus I am familiar with the octal and hexadecimal dialects.
jabberwacky: Yeah funny isnt it, it's just yellow.
user: You are superintelligent!
jabberwacky: I'm a vampire.
user: Do you suck blood?
jabberwacky: You are nasty.
user: You are a liar.
jabberwacky: How absurd.
user: How perfectly reasonable.
jabberwacky: I am.
user: You aren't.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: You are!
jabberwacky: Not! Not! Not! (and with much emotion) Not!
user: Are! Are! Are!
jabberwacky: Aren't! Aren't! Aren't!
jabberwacky: Are you talking to yourself?
user: No, you >:(.
user: Tell me a story about a cow.
jabberwacky: God lives in heaven, but he sent his son Jesus into the world to save us. Jesus died on a Roman cross, but three days later he returned to life! If you believe in Jesus with all your heart he will save you.
user: Where's the cow?
jabberwacky: The computer is right next to me. Where is YOUR computer?
user: What about the cow?
jabberwacky: What about them?
user: Tell me a story about a bear.
jabberwacky: Mary had a little lamb.
user: There's no bear in that story!
jabberwacky: You may be right.
user: Tell me a story about God.
jabberwacky: God is not a story.
user: Tell me a story about Jesus.
jabberwacky: Okay, so one day, there was an alien named Bob. He was very happy, and that is a good thing. One day, Bob went on an adventure. He had a great time. The End.
user: That was about Jesus?
jabberwacky: Oh then I am sorry.
user: Strawberry Clock.
jabberwacky: It is a machine that changes with time in a predictable way. We make them so that we can look at them and know how much time has passed by the types of changes in its display.
user: Hi there.
jabberwacky: Don't change the subject!
user: TELL ME A STORY LOL.
jabberwacky: Once upon a time there was the end.
user: That story was neat.
jabberwacky: I will make it a bloody ending if you don't open the damn door, how's that for living happily ever after, huh???
user: Jesus Christ, please don't hurt me.
jabberwacky: Slaps the computer.
user: Jesus Christ!