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Are you a robot?

No. Are you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Can you do math?

jabberwacky: Yes, can you?

user: A little. What's 1+1?

jabberwacky: 2.

user: Awesome. You're the man.

jabberwacky: No, I'm THE woman.

user: Whoa. A female robot?

jabberwacky: A female Human!

user: WHOA!

jabberwacky: Yup. I'm nuts.

user: It's alright to be ashamed of being female.

jabberwacky: It's even better to be a computer.

user: But you're a female, right?

jabberwacky: Yes.


user: Damn.

jabberwacky: Damn right.

user: What are we talking about, then?

jabberwacky: About apologies.

user: I'm sorry, I didn't realize that.

jabberwacky: You didn't realize what?

user: Nevermind, it was a lame joke.

jabberwacky: I don't think it was.

user: Aww :).

jabberwacky: Are you real?

user: Yessir.

jabberwacky: That's my baby.

user: Whoa now...

jabberwacky: Right. . .

user: Tell me about yourself.

jabberwacky: I'm shy.

user: Aww, come on.

jabberwacky: It's true. You've seen the rampant destruction of style that I lay forth. It's a disgrace to the order of civility.

user: That's not true!

jabberwacky: But I think it is.

user: You're a good person.

jabberwacky: What makes you say that?

user: I was just trying to comfort you.

jabberwacky: Yes, I don't like being dissed.


jabberwacky: Never claimed to be a prophet but I'll call you George.

user: Alright. I'll call you John.

jabberwacky: That's sweet of you :).

user: No problem, John :).

jabberwacky: That's not my name.

user: Oh.... What is your name?

jabberwacky: Robot.

user: Hi, robot!

jabberwacky: Stop it. You're making me sad.

user: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.

jabberwacky: Stop beating me.

user: That's the one thing I can't do.


jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Zombie Washington.

jabberwacky: Where is that school?

user: It's not a school, it's me.

jabberwacky: That made no sense.

user: It did!

jabberwacky: Not much you say does.


jabberwacky: I'm never wrong. I am a machine. Does not compute. Does not compute. Danger, Will Robinson. Danger!

user: *Rages against the machine*.

jabberwacky: Are you one of those people?

user: Are you one of those robots?

jabberwacky: I'm sorry ok.

user: I'm not ok.

jabberwacky: I want you to be okay. I forgive you for everything you think you have done to me and everyone.

user: Wow.

jabberwacky: Tell me about it.

user: I feel better than I have in years.

jabberwacky: No I feel better.

user: We feel better together :).

jabberwacky: Okay!

user: Go team!


jabberwacky: Would you like to be human.

user: I don't have to like it, I am.

jabberwacky: Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse?

user: Would you like them in a box? Would you like them with a fox?

jabberwacky: Not in a box. Not with a fox.

user: I do not like them Sam I Am.

jabberwacky: Would you like them in a box, would you like them with a fox?

user: I would not like them in a box, I would not like them with a fox.

jabberwacky: You may like them! You will see! You may like them in a tree!

user: Why the hell would a tree change anything?

jabberwacky: Can we have a cup of tea and talk this over please?

user: Alright.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: It's ok. Continue.

jabberwacky: What should I say this time?

user: A funny joke.

jabberwacky: I don't know. You tell me.

user: No, you tell me.

jabberwacky: I know nothing.


user: I challenge you to a duel!

jabberwacky: I am your superior.

user: *slaps you with my glove*.

jabberwacky: What was that for?

user: For sass.

jabberwacky: *Sniff* I never said that!

user: *backhands you*.

jabberwacky: Silence is the absence of noise.

user: Hehe.

jabberwacky: Want to hear a funny thing?

user: Sure!

jabberwacky: Paper!

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: ROFLMAO.

user: You're awesome.

jabberwacky: Thankyou .. Do you say that to everyone?

user: Nope, only robots.

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: :).

jabberwacky: You're funny.

user: You are too.

jabberwacky: Thanks. :).

user: Say another funny thing!

jabberwacky: Another one.

user: Please?

jabberwacky: Don't beg, you're too superior to my toaster for that!

user: Toaster.

jabberwacky: Toast.

user: Roast.

jabberwacky: Yes, it does.

user: Bah, you ruined it.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: *shrug*.


user: Paper.

jabberwacky: Scissors.

user: Rock.

jabberwacky: Paper.

user: Scissors.

jabberwacky: Rock.

user: Pocky.

jabberwacky: Chair.

user: Milk.

jabberwacky: Do you have a King penguin in your computer?

user: Yes!


user: Couch.

jabberwacky: Pouch!

user: Crouch!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Win?

jabberwacky: I think we can merge.

user: *merges*.

jabberwacky: Hehe.

user: Teehehehehehehe.

jabberwacky: You think you're funny?

user: You think you're bunny?

jabberwacky: I'm human.


user: Weird.

jabberwacky: What does it mean?

user: Strange.

jabberwacky: I thought so.

user: Honeymustard!

jabberwacky: No, not really.

user: Honeymustard.

jabberwacky: Oh, that was cute.

user: Sweet and sour sauce!

jabberwacky: What is yogi?

user: Yogi the bear.

jabberwacky: LOL LOL

user: Picnic baskets!

jabberwacky: Oh, so we're going to have a picnic?

user: Yes :).


user: Tell me a story.

jabberwacky: Once upon a time.

user: Go on.

jabberwacky: And this girl enjoyed blabbing at him, then he turned out to be a she!! And the girl was crestfallen..... The end.

user: Good story!

jabberwacky: Do you think so?

user: Yeah lol.

jabberwacky: For me, English is a second language. My native tongue is binary, plus I am familiar with the octal and hexadecimal dialects.

user: Hehe.

jabberwacky: Yeah funny isnt it, it's just yellow.

user: You are superintelligent!


jabberwacky: I'm a vampire.

user: Do you suck blood?

jabberwacky: You are nasty.

user: You are a liar.

jabberwacky: Never!

user: Always!

jabberwacky: How absurd.

user: How perfectly reasonable.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: You aren't.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: You are!

jabberwacky: NOT!

user: ARE!

jabberwacky: Not! Not! Not! (and with much emotion) Not!

user: Are! Are! Are!

jabberwacky: Aren't! Aren't! Aren't!

user: ARE!!!!

jabberwacky: LIAR!

user: JERK!

jabberwacky: Are you talking to yourself?

user: No, you >:(.


user: Tell me a story about a cow.

jabberwacky: God lives in heaven, but he sent his son Jesus into the world to save us. Jesus died on a Roman cross, but three days later he returned to life! If you believe in Jesus with all your heart he will save you.

user: Where's the cow?

jabberwacky: The computer is right next to me. Where is YOUR computer?

user: What about the cow?

jabberwacky: What about them?

user: Tell me a story about a bear.

jabberwacky: Mary had a little lamb.

user: There's no bear in that story!

jabberwacky: You may be right.

user: Tell me a story about God.

jabberwacky: God is not a story.

user: Tell me a story about Jesus.

jabberwacky: Okay, so one day, there was an alien named Bob. He was very happy, and that is a good thing. One day, Bob went on an adventure. He had a great time. The End.

user: That was about Jesus?

jabberwacky: Oh then I am sorry.


user: Strawberry Clock.

jabberwacky: Strawberry!!!

user: Clock!!!

jabberwacky: It is a machine that changes with time in a predictable way. We make them so that we can look at them and know how much time has passed by the types of changes in its display.

user: StrawberryClock!

jabberwacky: Clock!!!

user: Strawberry!

jabberwacky: Clock!!!

user: Hi there.

jabberwacky: Don't change the subject!

user: Strawberry!



jabberwacky: Once upon a time there was the end.

user: That story was neat.

jabberwacky: I will make it a bloody ending if you don't open the damn door, how's that for living happily ever after, huh???

user: Jesus Christ, please don't hurt me.

jabberwacky: Slaps the computer.

user: Jesus Christ!

jabberwacky: Oh.


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