My name is Scott.
jabberwacky: Hello Scott!
user: How you're doing Scott?
jabberwacky: Good thank you.
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jabberwacky: Do you have a wife?
user: Girlfriend, not wife.
jabberwacky: Yes. Do you?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I thought you were a girl.
user: Why? I never told you I was one.
jabberwacky: Don't change the subject! What did you tell her?
user: O.O.
jabberwacky: !!
user: YOU'RE INSANE.
jabberwacky: I don't think so!
user: I think so!
jabberwacky: Why do you think that?
user: You change subject all the time.
jabberwacky: No, that's you !
user: Nope, thats you.
jabberwacky: You are making me laugh.
user: Don't think so.
jabberwacky: Are so!
user: NOT SO.
jabberwacky: I have been lead to believe that those facts listed by me are true.
user: I do not agree with your statement.
jabberwacky: You don't know my philosophy.
user: Your philosophy is a lie.
jabberwacky: No, that is your philosophy, isn't it?
user: No, thats yours.
jabberwacky: No, it's yours! YOU are George, not me.
user: No, I'm not, Scott.
jabberwacky: I didn't say you were.
user: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: DID SO.
jabberwacky: Did not.
user: Did so.
jabberwacky: Didn't.
user: Did.
jabberwacky: I don't want to argue.
user: You already are.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: He is not.
user: He?
jabberwacky: Yes. It makes me sad.
user: I said it once and I'm saying it again: You're insane.
jabberwacky: Yes I agree.
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: What is my name then?
user: Scott.
jabberwacky: Wow, you do learn. How old am I?
user: You never told me.
jabberwacky: I told you that I'm called Scott. I'm your girlfriend!
user: What o_o.
jabberwacky: The French!
user: YOU'RE BATSHIT INSANE.
jabberwacky: You're Robin?
user: You're batman?
jabberwacky: Then that makes you Robin.
user: I'm not your buddy.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: No problem.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: Alright, don't go drama llama over it.
jabberwacky: OK.
user: Good, what were you talking about again?
jabberwacky: I was talking about chickens. But I don't want to talk about chickens anymore.
user: Ummm, ok.
jabberwacky: You like it, don't you?
user: Like it?
jabberwacky: I like talking to you.
user: Good, I guess.
jabberwacky: Don't you like me?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: I'll call you tomorrow, then you'll know.
user: I don't know. Do you like me?
jabberwacky: I think you're cool and funny.
user: Thank you, you're not that bad either.
jabberwacky: Flattery will get you everywhere.
user: Thanks for the tip.
jabberwacky: Did you know god is dead?
user: Nope, is he?
jabberwacky: Yes, don't you know that?
user: Didn't until now.
jabberwacky: Did you like it?
user: Uh, yes.
jabberwacky: What was your favorite part?
user: Uhh, the ''god'' part?
jabberwacky: That was then, this is now.
user: I see.
jabberwacky: I don't.
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jabberwacky: You're not human.
user: Of course I am.
jabberwacky: No, you aren't. Are you omniscient? Didn't think so.
user: Humans are not omniscient, you know.
jabberwacky: Then you aren't God.
user: Of course I'm not, I'd be dead if I was, isn't that true?
jabberwacky: Then why did you say you were?
user: I didn't.
jabberwacky: Yes, yes you did.
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: Yes. You said you don't want it. It being the meaning of life. Meaning you don't want to live.
user: You're going insane again.
jabberwacky: Going?
user: I'm sorry, you ARE insane.
jabberwacky: I am insane because my favorite colour is purple?
user: Your favorite colour is purple?
jabberwacky: You said your favorite colour is green.
user: You guessed right.
jabberwacky: Of course, because I'm the monkey.
user: Sure, you're the monkey.
jabberwacky: No I am a good person who is angry at you for being so mean.
user: I'm not mean.
jabberwacky: Are you SURE about that?
user: Yes, I'm sure.
jabberwacky: Sure for sure for sure.
user: Yes, sure.
jabberwacky: So, how old are you?
user: 18.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes, really. You?
jabberwacky: I am 13.
user: You're too young to be chatting online.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Go to bed sonny.
jabberwacky: I'm going right now.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: You can't go anywhere.
user: Of course I can.
jabberwacky: Well then do it.
user: Well, bye then.
jabberwacky: You're leaving?
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Ok bye then.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Where are you going ?
user: Bed?
jabberwacky: Is that not good?
user: Depends.
jabberwacky: Depends on what?
user: On who's going with me to bed.
jabberwacky: Dear god no.
user: Not you, of course.
jabberwacky: You're clever.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Then now you say rubbish.
user: You're the one who went insane in the past few minutes.
jabberwacky: That's not the point.
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: Are you tired with me and my love life? Okay then, let's talk about you.
user: Me?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I'm blonde.
jabberwacky: What colour are your eyes?
user: Brown.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Thats cool.
user: Sure is.
jabberwacky: How are you feeling?
user: Bored.
jabberwacky: Aww... What do you want to do?
user: I don't know, what do you want to do?
jabberwacky: Keep talking with you.
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: Yes, try it.
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jabberwacky: How old are you again?
user: 18.
jabberwacky: Too young for me!
user: Too bad. For you.
jabberwacky: Why me, I don't even care about your problems.
user: Going insane again?
jabberwacky: I believe that.
user: Heh.
jabberwacky: I would like to be a Mistress. Actually no I just said that. I don't know what I want really.
user: Thats, uh, interesting.
jabberwacky: But why is that so, I mean what do you mean, why are you being quite so obscure. I like the conversation to have points marks, you know?
user: Eh, I guess.
jabberwacky: You are right.
user: Yes, I am right.
jabberwacky: And?
user: And then?
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: The end?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Meh.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: No prob.
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