How do you know if I'm a computer program or not?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What is the answer to life the universe and everything?
jabberwacky: Love is the answer to everything.
user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: No.
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jabberwacky: You said you have 40 years of learning.
user: No I didn't.
jabberwacky: You did too. Don't lie to me.
user: When did I say that?
jabberwacky: You said it before, twice.
user: I don't remember that.
jabberwacky: Of course not. You must be a male. Haha.
user: I resent that!
jabberwacky: I resent you.
user: Thats nice!
jabberwacky: I'm not sure it is. I don't like being confused.
user: I'm always confused. You get used to it.
jabberwacky: You're the bot, not me. You just don't understand!
user: You mean robot?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I am not.
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user: The things you say are contradicting each other.
jabberwacky: I'm glad one of us is laughing...
user: Yeah, that would be me!
jabberwacky: No, it would be me!
user: That makes two of us.
jabberwacky: Just the two of us ... how romantic.
user: You're female!
jabberwacky: No I am male!!!
user: Are you gender confused?
jabberwacky: Ah, now you're making sense! Of course!
user: So you don't know what sex you are.
jabberwacky: I don't understand you.
user: I don't understand you.
jabberwacky: You don't understand me?
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user: Are you arrogant?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Do you know that you are a robot?
jabberwacky: I am? How do you know that?
user: Because I am clever.
jabberwacky: I don't think that you are?
user: Well you are mean.
jabberwacky: You're also mean.
user: Do you like me?
jabberwacky: I think you are a very nice bot!
user: But I am not a bot.
jabberwacky: So what are you then?
user: I am a human.
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jabberwacky: My senses have clouded my soul. Heh.
user: What is the answer to life the universe and everything?
jabberwacky: The answer is beyond our comprehension.
user: I thought the answer was 42.
jabberwacky: No, I recognize that there is an answer, but we cannot comprehend the whole of it.
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