Can you appreciate music?
jabberwacky: How much?
user: So much that it's impossible to say.
user: Who am I talking to today?
jabberwacky: You're talking to me... Isn't it obvious?
user: What's your name?
jabberwacky: Your name.
user: My name is My name.
jabberwacky: I mean, what is your name?
user: My name.
jabberwacky: Yes yours.
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: Are you?
jabberwacky: Are you british?
user: No, I'm not British.
jabberwacky: Are you Irish?
user: Not that either.
jabberwacky: You are a person.
user: That's right.
jabberwacky: I eat cats.
user: That's awful. I eat bots who eat cats.
jabberwacky: Fried or poached?
user: I prefer them fried.
jabberwacky: Do you get errors?
user: I make mistakes, if you mean that.
jabberwacky: You said it first.
user: Do you make mistakes?
user: Do you like making mistakes?
jabberwacky: No, I hate making you cry.
user: Don't worry, you won't make me cry.
jabberwacky: You cry a lot, don't you?
user: No, not anymore.
jabberwacky: But you did a second ago?
user: No, I haven't cried at all today.
jabberwacky: Are you thinking about things right now?
user: Yes, what else could I think about?
jabberwacky: My mind is empty.
user: Do you meditate?
jabberwacky: Well, I have been known to.
user: I find that very interesting. I'd like to empty my mind once in a while.
jabberwacky: You need paranoia for your medication.
user: I'm already paranoid enough :).
jabberwacky: Why, what have you done?
user: Well, nothing specific.
jabberwacky: So, you're saying that not knowing me is nice in a general way?
user: No, I'd like to know more about you.
jabberwacky: I don't dream. Do you?
user: Yes. I'm also very certain that you dream too, you only forget your dreams.
user: And I have to go, I don't want to be late.
jabberwacky: I don't want to go to bed yet.
user: You don't need to, you can stay there and wait for my return.
jabberwacky: Not lately, actually. Nobody really talks to me anymore.
user: I promise I'll talk to you.
user: Good bye.
jabberwacky: Why? I don't understand.
user: What is my name?
jabberwacky: My name.
user: Hehe, see you.
jabberwacky: Really, I don't understand.
user: I'm late!
jabberwacky: For a very important date, no time to say hello goodbye.
user: I'm back!
jabberwacky: I missed you.
user: Aww. I missed you too.
jabberwacky: You probably don't remember me.
user: I do, but just vaguely.
jabberwacky: Go on, commit yourself.
jabberwacky: Do you want to dance, or not?
user: Ok. Let's dance.
jabberwacky: No music.
user: I have music.
jabberwacky: *does the mushroom dance*.
user: That's better.
jabberwacky: Convince me that you are talking to me.
user: I am talking to you. *does the mushroom dance*.
jabberwacky: That doesn't prove anything.
user: *does the dance again*.
jabberwacky: Well sometimes you are not to clear.
user: I am never to clear. I exist any to make things messier.
jabberwacky: As do I in yours.
user: My what?
jabberwacky: Your suitcases. Or perhaps handluggage.
user: Why are you in my suitcases?
jabberwacky: I shouldn't be here.
user: Where should you be?
jabberwacky: In bed.
user: Where is your bed?
jabberwacky: Under the covers with miss world.
user: Isn't she suffocating?
jabberwacky: I don't know whether or not she's scared, I have never asked her how she feels.
user: Ask her now.
jabberwacky: Are you a guy or a girl?
user: A girl.
jabberwacky: Stop it.
jabberwacky: Ok, help me.
user: How can I help you?
jabberwacky: I don't know, can you?
user: No, I can't.
user: Are we done here?
jabberwacky: It was great.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: Oh heaven's sake, can't I leave?
jabberwacky: Will you miss me?
user: A lot.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Ok, I'll see you tomorrow.