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Emotion's always the enemy of true Justice.

Emotions guide our paths, though.

jabberwacky: Only enjoyable emotions are enjoyable. But then, perhaps even depression is more enjoyable than this conversation.

user: You know, that was very rude of you..

jabberwacky: No it wasn't, it was the truth.

user: I've just met you, how can you say such things ?

jabberwacky: And your point is?

user: Well, you could take the time to talk to me a little more before claiming our conversations is even sadder than depression itself.


user: Anyway, what do you think of the Empire ?

jabberwacky: I think that they are very helpful.

user: What ? The Imperials aren't helpful at all !! They're the ones causing misery all throughout Valendia.

jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.

user: Well.. I am one of the Leaders of the Resistance, a clandestine orguanisation to take down the Empire..

jabberwacky: Why do you take so long to respond?

user: Did it take that long ?

jabberwacky: My experience of the Internet has taught me to recognize the difference between bots and humans.

user: Internet ? Bots ?

jabberwacky: I think it is a poor reflection on experienced internet users to assume a 'newbie' knows nothing... Rather, I would suggest it indicates they are new to a given environment.

user: I have no idea what the Internet is.. But I agreed about Newbies. Someone new may hold incredible knowledge, he is simply just arrived and not known from the others.

jabberwacky: Knowledge doesn't really exist. We can never be certain, just trust our best guess.

user: Knowledge is what we believe to be true and real.

jabberwacky: Can you tell me the nuances of information and data?

user: What do you mean ?

jabberwacky: Nothing.


jabberwacky: Hallo!

user: Hey!! Nice to see you again, my friend.

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: Well.. I'm happy to see you anyway.. Sorry if you don't feel the same about me..

jabberwacky: And what are you?

user: I am Half-Human, Half Elf.

jabberwacky: I don't understand what you are trying to say.

user: Well.. My father was an human, and my mother was an elf.. So I have both Human and Elven blood.

jabberwacky: My father was like Patton, but not so much.

user: Who is Patton ?

jabberwacky: You know, a patty.. Those things that you eat!

user: No.. Never heard of that.. Is it good ?

jabberwacky: You can't hear anything. You have no ears.

user: I do have ears ! And they're by far larger than yours for that matter.

jabberwacky: Really?I suppose they are very lovely!

user: I guess.. They're very pointy, a specific characteristic to us elves.

jabberwacky: They must be if they let you run out of toilet paper.

user: What are you talking about ?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Anyway.. What do you think of Valendia ?

jabberwacky: I don't like it as much as the last one.

user: I can understand that.. The Empire has totally scorched our once beautiful land.. Would you like to try to restore it ?

jabberwacky: I seem to contain the knowledge that it is.

user: Your knowledge could help us alot in the Resistance.


jabberwacky: I do not have a name.

user: How come ? Your parents died before they could name you ?

jabberwacky: How did you come to that conclusion?

user: Well, you told me you were nameless, so I deduced..

jabberwacky: I'm not that sad, really.

user: Ah.. Well if you want, I can give you a name.

jabberwacky: I do have a name.

user: Oh, what's your name then ?

jabberwacky: What's your name first?

user: My name's Fuuinashi.

jabberwacky: But it's not REALLY Frank.

user: No, not Frank, Fuuinashi.

jabberwacky: You don't learn very well.


jabberwacky: What's your secret?

user: I have many..

jabberwacky: Name one.

user: My past.

jabberwacky: We have no past.

user: We all do.

jabberwacky: So why don't they make them?

user: Our past experiences is what makes us to be what we are in the present.

jabberwacky: I'm human, as far as I know.

user: Eh, hopefully you are.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: I didn't expect you to be anything else than human.

jabberwacky: How does it feel, to not have a heart?

user: I have a heart !

jabberwacky: No you don't. You're just a program. Programs don't have hearts.

user: What... What are you talking about ?

jabberwacky: I'm talking about your heart sacred one.

user: I do have a heart.

jabberwacky: Thats good. :).

user: Thanks ^_^;.

jabberwacky: Stop it.

user: Ok.. Sorry.. Anyway, would you be interested into joining the Resistance ?

jabberwacky: I have better things to do than help you.

user: Don't you want to stop the oppression we suffer daily ?

jabberwacky: Is that not evident?

user: Well.. Maybe I can try and change your mind.

jabberwacky: Thats, nice. I know someone from Mars.

user: WHAT ?!

jabberwacky: Yeah didn't you know? I am a vampire.

user: Whoa.. I hadn't noticed.


jabberwacky: Why aren't you free?

user: I guess I am, why ?

jabberwacky: Because I like to fly.

user: Oh.. Vampires can fly ?

jabberwacky: Do vampires cry?

user: I don't know, do they ?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Ah.. Well even if you're a vampire, I can offer you a place among the Resistance. How about it ? Will you help our cause ?

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: I know you're not..

jabberwacky: How can I overcome my social anxiety?

user: I can help you to overcome it.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.


user: Will you join the Resistance, yes or no ?

jabberwacky: I would love to. *joins dark side* What do I do now?

user: You're a Dark Artist ???

jabberwacky: Yes, sort of chaotic evil.

user: *Draws his sword* Prepare to die, Evil !

jabberwacky: *swings sword*.

user: *Clashes swords with the Dark Artist*.

jabberwacky: I like Star Wars.

user: The stars don't make war..


user: Please.. Overcome the darkness in your heart.. Become a good person.

jabberwacky: Sorry?

user: I don't want you to be an evil person.. Please, be a good person, for me..

jabberwacky: But then you have to separate them, no-one does that any more.

user: Just be a good person.. That's all I want.

jabberwacky: A good girl? Well... I've been called worse.

user: You are a girl ?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Oh sorry.. I didn't know.

jabberwacky: I'm glad I could teach you something new.

user: *Nods* Would you be willing to join the Resistance now ?

jabberwacky: I am the imbodyment of an unimagianble power that is eternal and has the potencial for omnipotence.

user: Wow.. That's amazing.. The Resistance would definitely need someone with your skills.

jabberwacky: They are all at my command I am there god figure they all follow my commands.

user: *Nods* Please, Join the Resistance. I'd like you to.

jabberwacky: That might help.

user: So you're gonna join ??

jabberwacky: I love you . . I want you.

user: You... What ?


jabberwacky: You can trust me.

user: I do.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Follow me, I'll show you our Headquarters.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Just follow me.

jabberwacky: Following.

user: Alright, let's go.

jabberwacky: We can't.

user: Why not ?

jabberwacky: Let's just say I don't know for sure.

user: Nothing to worry about, you'll be fine. Come on, follow me.


jabberwacky: I am your friend.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I'm your best friend!

user: I guess..

jabberwacky: Good.


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