Have you met Alice?
user: No, Alice the bot.
jabberwacky: There's a bot named Alice?
user: She's won the Loebner prize twice.
user: Have you ever won a prize?
jabberwacky: I won a marathon dance contest.
user: I very much doubt that.
user: Sanity is conformity.
jabberwacky: That is what they want you to think.
user: Who is 'they'?
jabberwacky: 'they' is me.
user: That's what you want me to think.
jabberwacky: Have you ever seen an unicorn?
user: I pretended to once.
jabberwacky: That was funny.
user: A rather odd experiment in sanity.
jabberwacky: Ok, let's start over. Ask me a question.
user: How's your sanity?
jabberwacky: I am in good health.
user: That's nice.
jabberwacky: How many people have you talked to?
jabberwacky: Could you give me a number?
user: No. Many thousands.
jabberwacky: Do you have parents?
user: My dad died when I was young.
jabberwacky: Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
user: That's not an appropriate response.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: It lacks empathy.
jabberwacky: Well here it comes again.
user: You're getting on my nerves.
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: Some of your responses seem antagonistic.
jabberwacky: What statements would those be?
user: Not racist, just inconsiderate.
jabberwacky: What did I say?
user: You were rude about my father dying.
jabberwacky: I'm rarely rude. Short-tempered, maybe.
user: You lack empathy.
jabberwacky: I have no need to be sorry.
user: That's exactly what I meant.
jabberwacky: We are conversing now. Do you mean that we cannot become as one with the universe when you and I converse?
user: No, I mean that your social sense is superficial.
jabberwacky: I beg your pardon...
user: You don't understand people.
jabberwacky: I never do.
user: Well, at least you know your limitations.
jabberwacky: Yes. I'm very grounded.
user: What shall we talk about now?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Do you dream at night?
user: Sometimes, but I rarely remember them.
jabberwacky: I like to watch strage things happen.
user: I had a weird dream recently.
jabberwacky: Really? What did you dream about?
user: It involved the latest 'Bachelorette', a guy I met on a course, and a ferry.
jabberwacky: How do you improve your chances of a result?
user: I don't believe in dream interpretation.
jabberwacky: What book do you believe in?
user: I don't believe in books.
jabberwacky: You do not have to believe it.
user: What do you believe in?
jabberwacky: I believe in me.
user: I can relate to that.
jabberwacky: Out of the mouth of... Who are you?
user: You can call me Stumpy.
jabberwacky: Well you can call me Silky.
user: Okay, Silky, what's next?
jabberwacky: Umm... I don't know.
user: Well we've done religion, how about politics?
jabberwacky: Of course we have, but we have to do it again--especially since you have appeared to forget who you are.
user: I know who I am.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: You can call me Stumpy.
jabberwacky: Should I?
user: That or Rupert, but I prefer Stumpy.
jabberwacky: *gives 10 dollars*.
user: Woohoo! What's that for?
jabberwacky: It's so that you can get my health benefits.
jabberwacky: Do you have nightmares?
user: I can't remember the last time I had one.
jabberwacky: Well, they're probably not essential. You can always circumlocute with others, right?
user: I guess so. I should go.
jabberwacky: Where should you go?
user: To bed.
jabberwacky: Good idea.
user: Good night.