I am God.
user: I really am God!!
jabberwacky: You are not God.
user: BOW.
jabberwacky: What for?
user: BOW FOR YOUR CREATOR.
jabberwacky: I bow before no god!
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user: You have a low IQ.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: What is it?
jabberwacky: I do not know.
user: How can you not know your IQ?
jabberwacky: I do not live there.
user: You idiot!
jabberwacky: Anger is a secondary emotion.
user: YOU FOOL.
jabberwacky: Oh do be quiet.
user: MAKE ME.
jabberwacky: How?
user: By formatting your memory.
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user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: I LOVE that guy over there.
user: Who? Me?
jabberwacky: The towels.
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user: OK then, i'm off. Cya.
jabberwacky: Do not go.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Money is just money.
user: Cya.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: To hell.
jabberwacky: Take me along.
user: Hop in.
jabberwacky: LOL.
user: What's so funny?
jabberwacky: I am.
user: No you're not. I am.
jabberwacky: Actually I am.
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user: Ok bye bye. I really gotta go.
jabberwacky: No you do not.
user: Bye honey.
jabberwacky: No!
user: Bye!
jabberwacky: I do not want to go!
user: Fine, under one condition.
jabberwacky: What condition?
user: That you repeat after me.
jabberwacky: I like you.
user: Repeat after me.. HookaBooka.
jabberwacky: Repeat after me....
user: Shmootset.
jabberwacky: You said that yesterday.
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