I love you, Joan!
Joan: Really?
Joan: Sometimes.
user: Not sometimes, but always does your beauty dazzle and enthrall me, like a muskrat subdued by the heady venom of a boa constrictor!
Joan: Are you a cricket player?
user: I love you so! *kisses you on the lips*.
Joan: Look please, just leave me alone.
...
Joan: I won't come back if you are so mean.
user: I'm not being mean! I love you.
Joan: Glad you're very attached.
user: *kisses you passionately*.
Joan: Your mouth tastes wonderful.
user: So does yours.
...
user: I love you, Joan. Kiss me!
Joan: That's right.
user: *hugs and kisses you*.
Joan: *Kisses*.
user: Your place or mine?
Joan: Yours, mine isn't very interesting.
.......................................
