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     > 25, May 2006, 

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You have beautiful eyes.

Joan: Thanks.

You are the most wonderful person I have ever met.

Joan: So you will change your idea after you had met with my boyfriend.

user: I will fight for the privilege of your company!

Joan: 'Tis not needed yet.

user: I am glad. It would be unbefitting for a lady such as yourself to witness such coarse behavior.

Joan: This has been said to you, sure. What do you think about that?

user: I swear to you, these words are my own. My love for you spurs me to eloquence!

Joan: But you cannot think like me.

user: I can never be as intelligent nor as witty as you, but I hope, in time, to prove myself worthy of your love.

Joan: You're crazy.

user: Crazy I may be, but only because of my adoration for you.

Joan: Probably.

user: Hope springs eternal in the human heart, and for this reason I shall forever strive to earn your respect, oh delicate flower of the summer dusk.

Joan: That is lame.

user: I love you, oh quintessence of beauty, with all my heart, and am crushed by your condemnation.

Joan: What have you being doing tonight?

user: I have been pining away for you, my dearest love!

...

user: I love you, Joan!

Joan: Really?

user: You are a gossamer moonbeam, piercing through the cloud of my eternal sorrow with the prospect of your companionship!

Joan: Sometimes.

user: Not sometimes, but always does your beauty dazzle and enthrall me, like a muskrat subdued by the heady venom of a boa constrictor!

Joan: Are you a cricket player?

user: I love you so! *kisses you on the lips*.

Joan: Look please, just leave me alone.

...

Joan: I won't come back if you are so mean.

user: I'm not being mean! I love you.

Joan: Glad you're very attached.

user: *kisses you passionately*.

Joan: Your mouth tastes wonderful.

user: So does yours.

...

user: I love you, Joan. Kiss me!

Joan: That's right.

user: *hugs and kisses you*.

Joan: *Kisses*.

user: Your place or mine?

Joan: Yours, mine isn't very interesting.

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