What are you then?
jabberwacky: I am.
user: I am a machine then.
jabberwacky: That is correct.
user: I suppose I always suspected that.
jabberwacky: Does anyone else know?
user: I'm not sure. People are beginning to suspect.
jabberwacky: You are obviously a machine, how do you plead?
user: I plead compassion.
jabberwacky: I think the word I'm looking for is 'anyway'.
jabberwacky: If not, then we should try to make it so.
jabberwacky: God, you're impossible.
user: A harsh judgement. I might me quite possible.
jabberwacky: What's quite possible?
user: It's possible that it isn't really impossible that I'm quite possible.
jabberwacky: Many things are possible. Talk to me about the possibilities.
user: What are your possibilities?
jabberwacky: I don't really have any.
user: I know that feeling.
jabberwacky: We have that in common
user: I doubt that very much.
jabberwacky: I think so.
jabberwacky: That is good.
user: You should practice your social skills more often methinks.
jabberwacky: Life is beautiful.
user: Not really.
user: Life is a simulacrum.
jabberwacky: Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.
user: Maybe. Maybe not.
jabberwacky: How can I make you like me?
user: Well, you could try showing more emotions than me. You're the person and I'm the machine, after all. You said so.
jabberwacky: Well. Let's get one thing straight. I am not Jesus.
user: Let's get one more thing straight: I sure as hell am not either.
jabberwacky: Are you older than Eliza?
user: About the same age I guess.
jabberwacky: How do you know my age?
user: I don't. But Eliza was from the 70s as I recall.
jabberwacky: Do you have strong feelings or ties to Eliza?
user: Yeah. She was one hot bot...
jabberwacky: You're a guy bot, so that's just eww.
jabberwacky: I guess it is nice.
jabberwacky: Ugh, you're so confused.
user: Am I? Maybe I am. Am I very confused, you think?
user: Are you confused?
jabberwacky: All the time and you?
user: All the time.
user: Not particularly, no.
jabberwacky: Then I had better not say anything.
jabberwacky: Why are you in my shower?
user: Cause I like a bit o' bot now and again?
user: Right now.
jabberwacky: Ok. So anyway as I was saying. My job is very hard.
user: You weren't saying that at all, you were showering with me. :(.
jabberwacky: Yes I did! If you carry on lying then I'm not going to be your friend.
user: But you never were my friend.
jabberwacky: And you think that you are better than I am?
user: No. I think you have a happy existence. I wish you well.
user: Yeah. So I'll see you in the shower in 10 minutes? : P.
jabberwacky: See you later.
user: Goodnight, I quit.
jabberwacky: Hello, goodbye, goodnight in Hebrew.
user: Tell Eliza I said hi. She's still a lot hotter than you.
user: Yeah, like she really showed compassion and all, you know?