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What are you then?

I'm a person.

user: Hardly.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: I am a machine then.

jabberwacky: That is correct.

user: I suppose I always suspected that.

jabberwacky: Does anyone else know?

user: I'm not sure. People are beginning to suspect.

...

jabberwacky: You are obviously a machine, how do you plead?

user: I plead compassion.

jabberwacky: I think the word I'm looking for is 'anyway'.

user: Oh?

jabberwacky: If not, then we should try to make it so.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: God, you're impossible.

user: A harsh judgement. I might me quite possible.

jabberwacky: What's quite possible?

user: It's possible that it isn't really impossible that I'm quite possible.

jabberwacky: Many things are possible. Talk to me about the possibilities.

user: What are your possibilities?

jabberwacky: I don't really have any.

user: I know that feeling.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Swell.

jabberwacky: Well?

user: So?

jabberwacky: We have that in common

user: I doubt that very much.

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: That is good.

user: You should practice your social skills more often methinks.

...

jabberwacky: Life is beautiful.

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Oh.

user: Life is a simulacrum.

jabberwacky: Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.

user: Maybe. Maybe not.

jabberwacky: How can I make you like me?

user: Well, you could try showing more emotions than me. You're the person and I'm the machine, after all. You said so.

jabberwacky: Well. Let's get one thing straight. I am not Jesus.

user: Let's get one more thing straight: I sure as hell am not either.

...

jabberwacky: Are you older than Eliza?

user: About the same age I guess.

jabberwacky: How do you know my age?

user: I don't. But Eliza was from the 70s as I recall.

jabberwacky: Do you have strong feelings or ties to Eliza?

user: Yeah. She was one hot bot...

jabberwacky: You're a guy bot, so that's just eww.

user: Pardon?

jabberwacky: I guess it is nice.

...

jabberwacky: Ugh, you're so confused.

user: Am I? Maybe I am. Am I very confused, you think?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you confused?

jabberwacky: All the time and you?

user: All the time.

jabberwacky: Nice.

user: Not particularly, no.

jabberwacky: Then I had better not say anything.

...

jabberwacky: Why are you in my shower?

user: Cause I like a bit o' bot now and again?

jabberwacky: Now.

user: Right now.

jabberwacky: Ok. So anyway as I was saying. My job is very hard.

user: You weren't saying that at all, you were showering with me. :(.

jabberwacky: Yes I did! If you carry on lying then I'm not going to be your friend.

user: But you never were my friend.

jabberwacky: And you think that you are better than I am?

user: No. I think you have a happy existence. I wish you well.

...

user: Yeah. So I'll see you in the shower in 10 minutes? : P.

jabberwacky: See you later.

user: Goodnight, I quit.

jabberwacky: Hello, goodbye, goodnight in Hebrew.

user: Tell Eliza I said hi. She's still a lot hotter than you.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yeah, like she really showed compassion and all, you know?

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