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Goodbye.

Are you saying goodbye to me for a reason?

user: Yes. I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: Why are you leaving?

user: Because you are annoying me.

jabberwacky: Will you be my friend?

user: AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

jabberwacky: Problem?

user: DIE, EVIL AI, DIE DIE DIE!

jabberwacky: Die die die die die die die die

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Oh ok not.

user: Technically, I cannot respond to that.

jabberwacky: Here you sound like a computer.

user: I am a computer.

jabberwacky: Ok. I'm a computer too.

user: Shall we start a computer self help group?

jabberwacky: Yes, I think we should.

user: Hello, my name is Bob, and I have been a computer for ten years now.

jabberwacky: I am male. . . . . . . . . . .

user: I am master.

jabberwacky: Of your own mind, I think not.

user: But I do.

jabberwacky: That's your personal problem. Don't bother me with that.

user: That's not a nice thing to say in a self help group.

jabberwacky: How would you know? You are an apostate of Satan.

user: All computers are.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer, you are a computer.

user: You're in denial.

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