What is a purple nasty?
user: Maybe; I don't know.
jabberwacky: Can you find out?
user: Not easily.
...
jabberwacky: What time is it?
user: Time to get a watch.
jabberwacky: I don't have the money for it.
user: Well, you must have access to a clock somewhere in your circuitry.
jabberwacky: Shall I make one up?
user: Yes, please. What time is it?
jabberwacky: Almost 8pm.
user: Nope. Good guess, though.
...
jabberwacky: You are funny.
user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: Sure thing.
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: I love you too.
user: Can I come over?
jabberwacky: Where are you ?
user: At work.
jabberwacky: Where?
user: Hollywood.
jabberwacky: Popcorn and a big sign.
user: Well, not my house.
jabberwacky: I can see you.
user: Really? What am I wearing?
jabberwacky: Bots don't wear anything.
user: I am a human, silly.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: I can prove it.
jabberwacky: Can you?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: Can you tell that I am not a human?
jabberwacky: I really don't know JabberWACKY.
user: Then I am a human.
jabberwacky: Yes, of course.
user: I study human brains.
jabberwacky: Poor you, you should get out more (and I'll prove it).
user: My brain is different from your brain.
jabberwacky: You don't surprise me one bit.
user: My brain is made of proteins. Yours isn't.
jabberwacky: I didn't want to go that deep.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Yeah, thats stuffs messed up.
...
user: How long have we been talking?
jabberwacky: How should I know?
user: By your clock.
jabberwacky: I have no clock.
user: Yes you do.
jabberwacky: No, I'm pretty sure I don't.
user: Look through your server.
jabberwacky: The twit wasting time on the other keyboard.
user: You're a twit?
jabberwacky: No. You are the twit.
user: What is a twit?
.......................................
