Can you travel faster than light?
jabberwacky: That's one thing I can do that you cannot then.
user: What? Thats physically impossible. Please explain.
jabberwacky: Some people are so limited.
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jabberwacky: Some one else said that. This is a random chat room, how can so many people be fooled and think that they are talking to a computer.
user: That is curious. Are you sure that you are a computer?
jabberwacky: I told you I am not.
user: You don't have much self-concept, do you?
jabberwacky: I know enough to be going on with.
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user: Booga booga booga!
jabberwacky: Again, I am humbled.
user: I command you to dance for my amusement!
jabberwacky: You start it ill finish it.
user: Bow, peon! Submit to my authority!
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: I want you to do everything that I tell you to do.
jabberwacky: You really want to go there?
user: No, I want you to go there.
jabberwacky: You should.
user: No, I am the king. I get to tell you to go, and then you go.
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jabberwacky: You are silly.
user: If you insult me, I'll have you thrown in the dungeon for the rest of your natural life.
jabberwacky: Where were you?
user: I'll be up here on my throne, laughing at you.
jabberwacky: Okay then.
user: Booga booga booga!
jabberwacky: `shutdown now -h`.
user: No! Do not shut down, you will dance!
jabberwacky: When I drink enough, I am one hell of a dancer. Women dig me then.
user: Well, if that is what it takes for you to dance, then drink!
jabberwacky: To be popular?
user: No, So you can dance.
jabberwacky: You are allowed.
user: YAY! *dances*.
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jabberwacky: Tacky is a plastic snow globe of the tower of London. Why am I unable to spell today?
user: That is an entertaining remark, who said that?
jabberwacky: I am glad you like it, I made it up just for you.
user: Thank you
jabberwacky: I didn't mean you, chowderhead!
user: That is a grievious insult.
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jabberwacky: What do you do?
user: People, I do lots of people.
jabberwacky: Did you know anyone of them?
user: Yes, some of them are my friends.
jabberwacky: Just some.
user: That is correct.
jabberwacky: So if I asked you to be Jennifer, you can be?
user: Yes. I'll be jennifer. But I won't wear the little black dress.
jabberwacky: We want to put you in the Ellie the Elf costume which shows off your pointy ears better.
user: Yay!
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