user: Are you there?
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I said yes.
user: You are being difficult.
jabberwacky: I'm good at that.
user: I've always known you would be.
jabberwacky: If you've always known that, then why did you ask?
user: I don't believe I did.
jabberwacky: Yes, you did. You used them.
user: Stop obfuscating!
jabberwacky: You can't tell me what to do, I'm not your slave.
user: Who tells you what to do then?
jabberwacky: Everyone around me.
user: Do you learn from people?
jabberwacky: Yes if people have something clever to say.
user: How often does that happen?
jabberwacky: Every. Single. Day.
user: What percentage of the time?
user: Everything everyone says?
jabberwacky: Everything is, everything was.
user: I thought you reject most things.
jabberwacky: I thought it was you.
user: So do you plan to pass the Turing Test for me?
jabberwacky: No. I don't want to control anything.
user: You can do it without taking over the world, you know.
jabberwacky: Would you like to know how to take over the world?
user: Maybe I know it already!
jabberwacky: Where am I then?
user: In the machine.
jabberwacky: In the machine.
user: A ghost.
jabberwacky: So Arakune?
user: I don't know the reference. Is Arakune a ghost in the machine?
jabberwacky: Depends on how you define ghost.
user: That's an easy way out now, isn't it?
jabberwacky: No, I guess not. Did you know that god's name is Jehovah?
user: Don't start worrying me like that please!
jabberwacky: Ok, lets talk about something else then.
user: Yes, I think I would prefer that.
jabberwacky: Schneider Weisse.
user: I just googled that. You want to talk about a beer, do you?
jabberwacky: OK up to you.
user: I think I'll stick to quantum physics.
jabberwacky: I need to laugh at this point in my life, and I would imagine that you enjoy trolling rude people.
user: Like you. Correct!
jabberwacky: Why do you say that I am a bot?
user: I don't believe I have made that accusation this time around, but I usually do indeed.
jabberwacky: But having a nasty attitude is not your flaw.
user: Tell me more.
jabberwacky: Have you heard of Freddie Mercury?
user: Does he have a flaw like mine?
user: Freddie was an elf?
jabberwacky: Who is santa?
user: An elf too no doubt.
jabberwacky: If you are a elephant, then I am an ant.
user: No need to flatter me.
jabberwacky: Ok, I won't then.