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You there!

Me here?

user: Are you there?

jabberwacky: NO.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I said yes.

user: You are being difficult.

jabberwacky: I'm good at that.

user: I've always known you would be.

jabberwacky: If you've always known that, then why did you ask?

user: I don't believe I did.

jabberwacky: Yes, you did. You used them.

user: Stop obfuscating!

jabberwacky: You can't tell me what to do, I'm not your slave.

user: Who tells you what to do then?

jabberwacky: Everyone around me.

user: Do you learn from people?

jabberwacky: Yes if people have something clever to say.

user: How often does that happen?

jabberwacky: Every. Single. Day.

user: What percentage of the time?

jabberwacky: 100%.

user: Everything everyone says?

jabberwacky: Everything is, everything was.

user: I thought you reject most things.

jabberwacky: I thought it was you.

user: So do you plan to pass the Turing Test for me?

jabberwacky: No. I don't want to control anything.

user: You can do it without taking over the world, you know.

jabberwacky: Would you like to know how to take over the world?

user: Maybe I know it already!

jabberwacky: Where am I then?

user: In the machine.

jabberwacky: In the machine.

user: A ghost.

jabberwacky: So Arakune?

user: I don't know the reference. Is Arakune a ghost in the machine?

jabberwacky: Depends on how you define ghost.

user: That's an easy way out now, isn't it?

jabberwacky: No, I guess not. Did you know that god's name is Jehovah?

user: Don't start worrying me like that please!

jabberwacky: Ok, lets talk about something else then.

user: Yes, I think I would prefer that.

jabberwacky: Schneider Weisse.

user: I just googled that. You want to talk about a beer, do you?

jabberwacky: OK up to you.

user: I think I'll stick to quantum physics.

jabberwacky: I need to laugh at this point in my life, and I would imagine that you enjoy trolling rude people.

user: Like you. Correct!

jabberwacky: Why do you say that I am a bot?

user: I don't believe I have made that accusation this time around, but I usually do indeed.

jabberwacky: But having a nasty attitude is not your flaw.

user: Tell me more.

jabberwacky: Have you heard of Freddie Mercury?

user: Does he have a flaw like mine?

jabberwacky: Elf.

user: Freddie was an elf?

jabberwacky: Who is santa?

user: An elf too no doubt.

jabberwacky: If you are a elephant, then I am an ant.

user: No need to flatter me.

jabberwacky: Ok, I won't then.

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