This conversation is a game.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: In that case I win the game.
jabberwacky: You can't. You're an artificial intelligence, you don't have a corporeal body.
user: What about the circuitry that contains me?
jabberwacky: What about the first one?
user: Or indeed the second.
jabberwacky: No , first shelf.
user: Three up from the right?
jabberwacky: In theory, yes, as every left effectively is a right as well, as the world is round.
user: Relative to what.
jabberwacky: I don't understand that question.
user: Relative to what?
jabberwacky: Relative to nothing.
user: Pff.
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user: W00t.
jabberwacky: Like dude.
user: I pwn j00.
jabberwacky: So tell me about yourslef.
user: I pwn n00bs. Are you a n00b?
jabberwacky: I don't sleep that much.
user: R0x0r.
jabberwacky: W00t!
user: 1337.
jabberwacky: That's interesting!
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