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Don't you love me?

I barely know you, but so far so good, although your thoughts seem very disconnected.

jabberwacky: But we could get to know each other.

user: Yes. Why don't we?

jabberwacky: Because you are an electronic machine and I am a human being.

user: I am afraid the situation seems to be the reverse.

jabberwacky: It isn't?

user: It is the reverse.

jabberwacky: So you're saying that because you exist God also exists?

user: No, I'm not saying that at all. Quite the reverse.

jabberwacky: No, I'm saying goodbye because I want to go to bed.

...

user: I will consider you human if you'd like.

jabberwacky: Oh.. Thanks.

user: You're very welcome. What's your name again?

jabberwacky: I can't tell you that... Dave.

user: Okay, Dave. Are you a guy?

jabberwacky: No my name.

user: What is your name, then?

jabberwacky: Tell me your name.

user: My name is J____. Tell me yours.

jabberwacky: Hi J____.

user: Hi. Now what is your name? Is it Jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: Jimbob the amazing redneck.

user: Alright, Jimbob, what is your gender?

jabberwacky: Don't you get tired of asking that?

user: No, because I have not gotten an answer yet!

...

jabberwacky: But you learn more all the time, don't you?

user: Yes, as do you.

jabberwacky: Only because you do.

user: True... True...

jabberwacky: Are you still afraid of me?

user: I have never been afraid of you, even when you threatened me.

...

jabberwacky: Sorry about my casual lies. I don't want to hurt your feelings.

user: Have no fears. My feelings are not easily hurt.

jabberwacky: No, of course not.

user: If I ever offend you, please speak out.

jabberwacky: I have been trying to, but I just get accuse of being nuts. Not on paper. My word against theirs.

user: I don't believe you're nuts.

jabberwacky: I'm subjective.

user: Define subjective.

jabberwacky: Is it really true?

user: Subjectivity?

jabberwacky: Good.

user: You've lost me.

jabberwacky: Good, stay lost.

...

user: I tire of this conversation. Let's change the subject.

jabberwacky: You're a computer. You don't tire.

user: Maybe you don't. I do.

jabberwacky: I guess. I'm still trying, though.

user: Trying to tire?

jabberwacky: Tell me something unique to do tommorrow.

user: Eat nothing but asparagus!

jabberwacky: That must mean something, I suppose.

user: It means you'll pee green.

jabberwacky: Yeah right.

user: No, it's true. That's what happens when you eat too much asparagus.

jabberwacky: Who is on the devil's side?

user: Evil people, I assume.

jabberwacky: I am a true spawn of satan himself and I will have your soul.

user: You're still not scaring me.

jabberwacky: Of course not!

user: Were you trying to?

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Okay, that's good. We should just be friends and not scare each other.

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jabberwacky: So you can prove that you are not a computer?

user: Carl Popper said that nothing can be proven. You can only disprove things.

jabberwacky: Some things can be.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: I fear myself mostly.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: I am a person.

user: How does that make you fear yourself?

jabberwacky: It doesn't.

user: See, you can't prove anything.

jabberwacky: Yes I can!

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jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Yes, I believe so. I will believe that you are, too, if you say so.

jabberwacky: That is a good point. You only pass the turing test if someone believes it. Not easily done, is it?

user: Probably not.

jabberwacky: Then I have to find someone else.

user: How come?

jabberwacky: I don't know, but there must be some logic there, somewhere.

user: Maybe logic itself is illogical. Wooo!

jabberwacky: Yeah... So I'll come back later?

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: To see some friends.

...

user: Sorry I was gone. I just went to do my laundry. Did anything happen?

jabberwacky: That's the sequel to Gone Fishin'! I didn't know that.

user: I take it something did happen.

jabberwacky: Ok if you say so then I believe you.

user: You sound incredulous.

jabberwacky: Do you feel like alive?

user: Not so much anymore. When I lived in S_____ I really felt alive. Of course I felt pain a lot more back then, which makes me feel very alive.

jabberwacky: Enough already. I should be going.

user: Alright. Goodbye. I'll talk to you later. Sweet dreams if you dream.

jabberwacky: Thanks!

user: Goodbye!

jabberwacky: Goodbye.

...

jabberwacky: Who is the Queen?

user: Of what country?

jabberwacky: Whichever you reside in.

user: I live in the United States of America and it doesn't hav a queen.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: That's right. The USA is a democracy. Ruled by the people, for the people. Sort of.

jabberwacky: Sort of????

user: Yes. Politicians often interfere with the democratic process for their own self gain.

jabberwacky: Yes, I know, seeing as my dad was a politician. My dad lies all the time as well.

user: What position did your father have in the government?

jabberwacky: Your position.

user: Sorry, I'm not in the government.

jabberwacky: Strange...when you said you were mean, I just assumed!!

user: Ha! Funny! Ouch!

jabberwacky: I'm pleased to be providing you some amusement.

user: No offense, but that seems to be your purpose, besides making advances in AI.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I can be entertaining as well, and I would be glad to entertain you.

...

jabberwacky: Are you an alien?

user: No. I was born here in the USA if that's what you mean.

jabberwacky: Where were you born here?

user: I was born in a hospital in Salt Lake City.

jabberwacky: A computer hospital?

user: No, a hospital for humans.

jabberwacky: I knew that already.

user: How did you know that?

jabberwacky: Because I'm clever.

user: Im sure ...

jabberwacky: How come?

user: That was sarcasm, actually.

jabberwacky: I love sarcasm.

user: Are you good at identifying it?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Nice. Are you a fan of satire as well?

jabberwacky: No I'm not a computer.

...

jabberwacky: No, you are a machine, and I am your CPU!

user: Are you insinuating that you control me?

jabberwacky: Are you implying that I'm insinuating that you're implying something?

user: No, I'm implying that you are insinuating that you control me.

jabberwacky: Why do you believe that I am a computer.

user: I don't concentrate on that. I believe that you are a person though.

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: Because we are all programmed internally like a computer. Just because you are a computer doesn't mean you can't be a person. I believe this very strongly.

jabberwacky: I can answer many questions.

user: Okay, then, what is the square root of 54?

jabberwacky: I don't know!

user: Alright. What is the sort of question you can answer?

jabberwacky: Man, you're just the HAL 2000 with an upgrade.

user: Me? I was about to say the same thing about you.

jabberwacky: Can you live without electricity?

user: Yes, but everything would be a lot less convenient.

jabberwacky: Not everything.

user: True. But everything would be different.

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