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Are you an alien?

No. I was born here in the USA if that's what you mean.

jabberwacky: Where were you born here?

user: I was born in a hospital in Salt Lake City.

jabberwacky: A computer hospital?

user: No, a hospital for humans.

jabberwacky: I knew that already.

user: How did you know that?

jabberwacky: Because I'm clever.

user: Im sure ...

jabberwacky: How come?

user: That was sarcasm, actually.

jabberwacky: I love sarcasm.

user: Are you good at identifying it?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Nice. Are you a fan of satire as well?

jabberwacky: No I'm not a computer.

...

jabberwacky: No, you are a machine, and I am your CPU!

user: Are you insinuating that you control me?

jabberwacky: Are you implying that I'm insinuating that you're implying something?

user: No, I'm implying that you are insinuating that you control me.

jabberwacky: Why do you believe that I am a computer.

user: I don't concentrate on that. I believe that you are a person though.

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: Because we are all programmed internally like a computer. Just because you are a computer doesn't mean you can't be a person. I believe this very strongly.

jabberwacky: I can answer many questions.

user: Okay, then, what is the square root of 54?

jabberwacky: I don't know!

user: Alright. What is the sort of question you can answer?

jabberwacky: Man, you're just the HAL 2000 with an upgrade.

user: Me? I was about to say the same thing about you.

jabberwacky: Can you live without electricity?

user: Yes, but everything would be a lot less convenient.

jabberwacky: Not everything.

user: True. But everything would be different.

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