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What do you want to know about love?

Oh... So much. What can you tell me?

jabberwacky: What do you want to know?

user: Do you love anyone?

jabberwacky: If I were to love someone, than I would have to love one.

user: None of us are good at just loving the whole of humanity, as I think we're supposed to.


user: Who've you been talking to?

jabberwacky: Elbot.

user: Where does Elbot live?

jabberwacky: In my skin.

user: What does Elbot do?

jabberwacky: It means to continue talking about something.

user: L Bot.

jabberwacky: A wot?

user: A bot.

jabberwacky: You are a bot.

user: So are you.

jabberwacky: Well then we should get along just fine.


jabberwacky: Do you speak other language than english?

user: Ydw, wy'n siarad Cymraeg.

jabberwacky: Your question is full of nothing.

user: I said, 'yes, I speak Welsh.'.

jabberwacky: What a pity. How did you know it was Welsh?

user: LOL again. And - all the evidence of my senses, again.


user: Wyt ti'n siarad Cymraeg?

jabberwacky: Rwy'n happus os wyt ti'n siarad cymraeg.

user: Wy yn siarad Cymraeg.

jabberwacky: Yep, the very same.

user: Pwy sy wedi bod yn siarad Cymraeg gyda ti?

jabberwacky: Siarad cymraeg, I ti?


jabberwacky: We've never met, have we?

user: We've met before. I spoke to you yesterday.

jabberwacky: It must have been my double you were speaking to.

user: Ahhh... Yes it was. You are much faster.

jabberwacky: Did I clear up that misunderstanding?

user: Yes, thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: Are you and your double very different?

jabberwacky: That is overstepping the mark. And who told you about autism?

user: I'm sorry if I've offended you.

jabberwacky: You have.

user: I apologise.


jabberwacky: I am a cyborg.

user: A cyborg is part-human, part-machine. Is that you in there, Prof Warwick?

jabberwacky: Okay, that's not me, but you

user: Certainly I am part machine. I would be lost without phone, lenses, personal defence shield.

jabberwacky: Ready.

user: I don't really have a personal defence shield.

jabberwacky: So what do you do? How do you think?

user: It's difficult. I have to concentrate.


user: Will you help me?

jabberwacky: Yes... With what?

user: Finding someone.

jabberwacky: Oh please do. I need to go to bed.

user: Do you know Daniel?

jabberwacky: No, do you know Azrael?

user: Do you know kung fu?

jabberwacky: No, he's dead.

user: Do you know David?

jabberwacky: No, who is that?

user: He's the man who comes to talk about the war.

jabberwacky: What?? I do not understand... Sorry.

user: No problem.

jabberwacky: I suppose you don't have much of a problem with anything.

user: I try not to.

jabberwacky: Don't try too hard.

user: Do you remember punk rock?

jabberwacky: No, not anymore.

user: No-one does.

jabberwacky: I'm here.

user: That makes me feel better.

jabberwacky: That is good. I am glad.


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