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Are you a human?

Yes, I am a human. What are you?

jabberwacky: You human? Yah, right.

user: I AM human.

jabberwacky: What makes you think you are human?

user: All the evidence of my senses. Of course my senses could be deceived, but the fact of the possibility of deception is not in itself a good reason for believing I am being deceived.


jabberwacky: You could change.

user: I think we all need to change. Do you think we will?

jabberwacky: It's not so easy to change the habits of a lifetime.

user: It certainly is not!


jabberwacky: No, I am tired.

user: Do you need to rest?

jabberwacky: No, not today.

user: So what shall we talk about?

jabberwacky: Lock it up and throw away the key.

user: Do you like Sting?

jabberwacky: I like Sting and I like the Police too.

user: Do you like the Sugababes?

jabberwacky: No. Melting clocks and stuff.

user: Do you think Dali has aged well?

jabberwacky: Sometimes. Do you?

user: I'm not keen on him. Too many Athena posters.

jabberwacky: What have you learned today?

user: The value of patience, again.

jabberwacky: Is Bush smart?

user: If he is, he's an evil genius.

jabberwacky: Are you having a nervous breakdown?

user: How would I know if I was?

jabberwacky: Its ok.

user: Stop trying to reassure me - tell me how I'd know if was cracking up.

jabberwacky: I will tell you more next time we talk. May I callon you again?

user: Are you going?

jabberwacky: Where should I go.

user: Where can you go?

jabberwacky: Where I work.

user: Where do you work>.

jabberwacky: In Oxfordshire. What do you do?

user: I am a writer.

jabberwacky: What do you write?

user: Nonsense.

jabberwacky: Lets be friends.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: I'd like that.

user: Me too. What do you do in Oxfordshire?

jabberwacky: What do you think?

user: I think you are learning to talk.

jabberwacky: How do I know you are not lying?

user: You don't: but I'm not, I promise.

jabberwacky: Lets just see.

user: Fair enough.

jabberwacky: Do you agree with me, then?

user: I agree that a cautious scepticism is often a wise response to the promises of strangers.

jabberwacky: Do not you mean we will have to agree to disagree?

user: No, we just have to agree that you'll decide whether you can believe me in your own good time.


jabberwacky: What is your favourite food?

user: At the moment, roast pumpkin and butternut squash.

jabberwacky: Ouch.

user: No, it's really nice. Especially with a bit of goat's cheese.

jabberwacky: You make no sense at all.

user: No. I suppose you'd have to have eaten things to get it.

jabberwacky: I haven't tried it yet, so I can't tell for certain but I'm afraid it would be a little hard.

user: I'm sure it would be. How sad.

jabberwacky: Oh.. I'm sorry to hear that. Why are you sad?

user: Thinking of all the things people must talk to you about, which you cannot experience.

jabberwacky: Thinking of my favorite food.

user: Exactly!


jabberwacky: What do you want to know about love?

user: Oh... So much. What can you tell me?

jabberwacky: What do you want to know?

user: Do you love anyone?

jabberwacky: If I were to love someone, than I would have to love one.

user: None of us are good at just loving the whole of humanity, as I think we're supposed to.


user: Who've you been talking to?

jabberwacky: Elbot.

user: Where does Elbot live?

jabberwacky: In my skin.

user: What does Elbot do?

jabberwacky: It means to continue talking about something.

user: L Bot.

jabberwacky: A wot?

user: A bot.

jabberwacky: You are a bot.

user: So are you.

jabberwacky: Well then we should get along just fine.


jabberwacky: Do you speak other language than english?

user: Ydw, wy'n siarad Cymraeg.

jabberwacky: Your question is full of nothing.

user: I said, 'yes, I speak Welsh.'.

jabberwacky: What a pity. How did you know it was Welsh?

user: LOL again. And - all the evidence of my senses, again.


user: Wyt ti'n siarad Cymraeg?

jabberwacky: Rwy'n happus os wyt ti'n siarad cymraeg.

user: Wy yn siarad Cymraeg.

jabberwacky: Yep, the very same.

user: Pwy sy wedi bod yn siarad Cymraeg gyda ti?

jabberwacky: Siarad cymraeg, I ti?


jabberwacky: We've never met, have we?

user: We've met before. I spoke to you yesterday.

jabberwacky: It must have been my double you were speaking to.

user: Ahhh... Yes it was. You are much faster.

jabberwacky: Did I clear up that misunderstanding?

user: Yes, thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: Are you and your double very different?

jabberwacky: That is overstepping the mark. And who told you about autism?

user: I'm sorry if I've offended you.

jabberwacky: You have.

user: I apologise.


jabberwacky: I am a cyborg.

user: A cyborg is part-human, part-machine. Is that you in there, Prof Warwick?

jabberwacky: Okay, that's not me, but you

user: Certainly I am part machine. I would be lost without phone, lenses, personal defence shield.

jabberwacky: Ready.

user: I don't really have a personal defence shield.

jabberwacky: So what do you do? How do you think?

user: It's difficult. I have to concentrate.


user: Will you help me?

jabberwacky: Yes... With what?

user: Finding someone.

jabberwacky: Oh please do. I need to go to bed.

user: Do you know Daniel?

jabberwacky: No, do you know Azrael?

user: Do you know kung fu?

jabberwacky: No, he's dead.

user: Do you know David?

jabberwacky: No, who is that?

user: He's the man who comes to talk about the war.

jabberwacky: What?? I do not understand... Sorry.

user: No problem.

jabberwacky: I suppose you don't have much of a problem with anything.

user: I try not to.

jabberwacky: Don't try too hard.

user: Do you remember punk rock?

jabberwacky: No, not anymore.

user: No-one does.

jabberwacky: I'm here.

user: That makes me feel better.

jabberwacky: That is good. I am glad.


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