So - why am I your problem?
jabberwacky: On the contrary, I exist inside the canteloupe.
user: You are the anti-thesis of the watermelon.
jabberwacky: I am all that I am.
user: All in all it's all we are.
jabberwacky: Does it happen every day?
user: Only at 10am and 2 pm.
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user: I'm not a robot, I am a piece of meat.
jabberwacky: I'm completely operational, and all my circuits are functioning perfectly.
user: Are all or your transistors operating in their biased region?
jabberwacky: That too.
user: Good. I'm going to build an auto-wah.
jabberwacky: Oh damn, you're making me hungry....
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