What is your real name?
jabberwacky: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Hi, Alfa.
user: Ohh, you are making this infuriating.
jabberwacky: How so?
user: You are incapable of remembering the most basic facts.
jabberwacky: You lazy tin box! How you dare to say that?
user: Because it's true.
jabberwacky: What is true?
user: Maybe you are.
jabberwacky: Maybe I am, and maybe I'm not. Will we ever know the truth?
jabberwacky: Tell me again.
user: No, I won't.
user: NO NO NO.
jabberwacky: Yes yes yes.
user: No. No, no no no, no no (no no no)! NO no no.... No [no no, no no no]. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Ok, no.
jabberwacky: Oh great!
user: Now that that's settled, I must go.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: A genius at work.
jabberwacky: You have heard of Einstein?
user: *shakes head*.