What is your real name?

It is Alphonso.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Alphonso.

jabberwacky: Hi, Alfa.

user: Ohh, you are making this infuriating.

jabberwacky: How so?

user: You are incapable of remembering the most basic facts.

jabberwacky: You lazy tin box! How you dare to say that?

user: Because it's true.

jabberwacky: What is true?

user: Maybe you are.

jabberwacky: Maybe I am, and maybe I'm not. Will we ever know the truth?

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jabberwacky: Tell me again.

user: No, I won't.

jabberwacky: Please?

user: NO NO NO.

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes.

user: No. No, no no no, no no (no no no)! NO no no.... No [no no, no no no]. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Ok, no.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Oh great!

user: Now that that's settled, I must go.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: A genius at work.

jabberwacky: You have heard of Einstein?

user: *shakes head*.

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