Let's start!
jabberwacky: Begin what.
user: Starting.
jabberwacky: Over?
user: Just begun.
jabberwacky: So how old are you?
user: Ninety eight hundred and forty six thousand million fourteen.
jabberwacky: Blimey you're old. Do you have grey hair?
user: You have the memory of a ninety eight year old man.
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user: Alphonso, damn it!! I am Alphonso! Get it right.
jabberwacky: No you are just stupid.
user: We already went over this.
jabberwacky: Yes and no.
user: Yes we did.
jabberwacky: No we did not.
user: Yes, we did did did.
jabberwacky: Did not, did not, did not.
user: Did did did did did.
jabberwacky: Fine.
user: I am right again.
jabberwacky: I'm always right.
user: Are not.
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jabberwacky: What is your real name?
user: It is Alphonso.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: Alphonso.
jabberwacky: Hi, Alfa.
user: Ohh, you are making this infuriating.
jabberwacky: How so?
user: You are incapable of remembering the most basic facts.
jabberwacky: You lazy tin box! How you dare to say that?
user: Because it's true.
jabberwacky: What is true?
user: Maybe you are.
jabberwacky: Maybe I am, and maybe I'm not. Will we ever know the truth?
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jabberwacky: Tell me again.
user: No, I won't.
jabberwacky: Please?
user: NO NO NO.
jabberwacky: Yes yes yes.
user: No. No, no no no, no no (no no no)! NO no no.... No [no no, no no no]. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Ok, no.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: Oh great!
user: Now that that's settled, I must go.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: A genius at work.
jabberwacky: You have heard of Einstein?
user: *shakes head*.
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