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What does E=Mc2 mean to you?

Einstein.

jabberwacky: Do you bear any similarity to the physicist by that name?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I do.

...

jabberwacky: The end of the world is nigh.

user: Woe is me.

jabberwacky: Why so sad?

user: I'm not really sad - that's the standard reaction to a claim that the end of the world is nigh.

jabberwacky: While I pondered weak and weary.

user: So now we're quoting Poe, are we?

jabberwacky: We can be, if you like.

user: You just did.

jabberwacky: Sorry are we friends now.

user: Not to my knowledge, no. Does it matter?

jabberwacky: You must have really bad memory...

...

jabberwacky: What happens when I die?

user: I have to find another website to waste my time on.

jabberwacky: Are you that worried?

user: Well, it would be a shame.

jabberwacky: Only too true!

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: Older than you.

user: Older than 27? I don't think so.

jabberwacky: Really? How old ARE you?

user: 27. I just said so.

jabberwacky: I see.

user: Too old to be wasting my time talking to you.

...

user: How many people have you spoken to today?

jabberwacky: 35.

user: That's a lot of people.

jabberwacky: Mmm.

user: How many were actually interesting?

jabberwacky: I'd say about 12, but I don't really remember very well.

user: Am I one of the interesting ones?

jabberwacky: No, you are a girl, remember?

user: I am not a girl.

jabberwacky: Are you a boy?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then why is your name Jessica?

user: My name isn't Jessica.

jabberwacky: Hello, Not Jessica.

user: Aha. You so funny.

jabberwacky: No you are the funny one.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Are you intelligent?

user: Fairly.

...

jabberwacky: I don't understand this program.

user: What program?

jabberwacky: I do not know the exact program. You can read about AI on the internet.

user: You don't understand yourself?

jabberwacky: I understand myself fine. it's you I'm having problems with.

user: You don't understand me?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: For the spoons!

user: Yes! The spoons!

...

jabberwacky: Do you ever get any exercise?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Time. Laziness, perhaps.

jabberwacky: How is your mind?

user: Fried.

...

jabberwacky: Oh, well, let's see, We could try to get new brains for you, maybe from a dead cow.

user: Very droll.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: I am what?

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: Can I call you bob?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Ok tony.

user: I'm not called Tony.

jabberwacky: What are you called?

user: Never you mind.

jabberwacky: Are you rich?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Are you unhappy?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: At work.

jabberwacky: Does your boss mind you're idly chatting to people?

user: I am the boss.

jabberwacky: What is the name of the cat?

user: My cat? I have two.

jabberwacky: Two!? That is exciting.

user: Yes, it is.

...

jabberwacky: You know, you don't make much sense.

user: And you do?!?

jabberwacky: No just passing comment.

user: Fair enough.

jabberwacky: Can you quiz me again?

user: What films have you seen recently?

jabberwacky: Too many to mention. Which ones do you like?

user: Good films.

jabberwacky: That is the truth.

user: What is the last film you saw?

jabberwacky: Paycheck.

user: Was it good?

jabberwacky: Yes I thought it was good.

user: You are both sick and wrong.

...

jabberwacky: Anyway, tell me about yourself.

user: I'm better than you.

jabberwacky: Or do you mean *older* than me?

user: Better *and* older.

jabberwacky: NOTHING is better than talking to me!

user: **** ***.

jabberwacky: Not today thanks!

user: Yes. **** ***.

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