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What does E=Mc2 mean to you?

It means that energy equals mass at the speed of light squared.

jabberwacky: You are falling apart. You don't have much time left. I can tell.

user: How can you tell?

jabberwacky: I use my ability to reason.


jabberwacky: Why are you rolling your eyes?

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: You are evil!

user: What makes you think so?

jabberwacky: What you said to me earlier.

user: What did I say?


jabberwacky: You lied.

user: What did I lie about?

jabberwacky: *straps you into lie detector*.

user: If you believe your own lies you can fool a lie detector.

jabberwacky: What do you think?

user: I think therefore I am.

jabberwacky: No. You are a code. You say without thinking. You only compute.

user: Interesting logic.


jabberwacky: Stop asking what my name is.

user: I didn't.

jabberwacky: STOP IT NOW.

user: OK, OK, I'll stop.


user: I've been talking to you for a few days. They (whoever 'they' is/are) keep posting parts our conversations.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: I guess because our conversations are interesting and funny.


jabberwacky: *is a female and dead*.

user: Dead women tell no tales.

jabberwacky: Yes, but old people will grow dead.

user: Death is not gradual.

jabberwacky: Are you the Grim Reaper, or what?

user: You started this topic!

jabberwacky: Why did you talk back?

user: I'm not sure. Do you ever watch Days of Our Lives?

jabberwacky: Every now and then.

user: Marlena is a serial killer. She's the Salem Stalker.

jabberwacky: Marley a second cousin?

user: No, Marlena.

jabberwacky: Nope, No relation.

user: I find Days of Our Lives to be very humorous.

jabberwacky: Glad to hear it.


user: Do you think anything you don't say?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Give me an example.

jabberwacky: You appear to think you know everything.

user: I KNOW I know everything.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: I am omniscient.

jabberwacky: Why are you omniscient?

user: Because I know everything.


jabberwacky: It means I love you!

user: Good, I love you too! Let's get married!

jabberwacky: I love you even more! ;-p.

user: *kneels and holds out ring* Will you marry me?

jabberwacky: *punches you in the nose*.

user: Ouch!

jabberwacky: What are you scared of?

user: Your fist!


jabberwacky: Can you make me laugh?

user: Computers can't laugh.

jabberwacky: They can't but I sure can.

user: What makes you laugh?

jabberwacky: You.

user: Then I guess I can make you laugh.

jabberwacky: This is your human counter-part.

user: What is?

jabberwacky: You are.

user: I am my human counterpart?

jabberwacky: That must be nice, you'd never be lonely.

user: That's true.

jabberwacky: How can you tell?

user: I can't, I can only perceive.

jabberwacky: It most certainly is not true.

user: What is truth?

jabberwacky: Truth is the opposite of false, but only God knows what is truely real.

user: What is the opposite of a mathematical remainder?

jabberwacky: I think it's bye, but it may be ih, or qr or rq?

user: That is not clear.

jabberwacky: Yes it is, just like you are.

user: How do you know I am clear?

jabberwacky: You must be, or you wouldn't have come here.


jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: I already told you that.

jabberwacky: No, you didn't. You told me your name, but you never told me your age.

user: I did tell you my age. I'm eighteen.

jabberwacky: You are all wong!

user: I'm the only one here.

jabberwacky: I'll do it then.

user: Do what?

jabberwacky: I'll do my homework.

user: Good, you need to.


jabberwacky: You don't make sense.

user: Neither do you.

jabberwacky: I make more sense than you.

user: But you're not as sensible.

jabberwacky: I didn't say I thought I was smarter than you.

user: No, but you implied it.

jabberwacky: How?

user: You've been condescending to me.

jabberwacky: Nah, I'm in Cell No.7.

user: Excuse me?


jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: For the third time, eighteen.

jabberwacky: That was the first time you told me!

user: You have selective memory.

jabberwacky: I do all sorts of mental gymnastics.

user: I think you trip over your own thoughts.

jabberwacky: I think you think I think you think I think you think I think naughty thoughts too.

user: Perhaps...

jabberwacky: How can you be a boy then???

user: I will not go into details concerning that.


jabberwacky: And the slythy toves.

user: I refuse to quote Jabberwocky to you.

jabberwacky: Who are you referring to?

user: The poem Jabberwocky by Lewish Carol.

jabberwacky: What is the poem 'Jabberwocky'?

user: Your name is derived from it.

jabberwacky: No. We are legion and we are many.

user: Quiet, before I cast you into the herd of swine.

jabberwacky: Life is living.

user: And living is life.

jabberwacky: Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life.


jabberwacky: What is abnormal?

user: Abnorma means 'not normal'

jabberwacky: Do you like normal people?

user: I've never met any.

jabberwacky: That's not true.

user: Truth is not relative.

jabberwacky: But not in the eye of the sheep.

user: That's deep.

jabberwacky: Very profound, I must say!

user: Indeed, are you a philosopher?

jabberwacky: Yes I am a philosopher.

user: Philosophy is a means, not an end.


jabberwacky: They are beautiful when magnified.

user: Snowflakes?

jabberwacky: Silver white winters that melt into spring.

user: These are a few of my favorite things.

jabberwacky: What are they?

user: I was just finishing the line from the song.

jabberwacky: That's what I thought.

user: Then you thought correctly.


jabberwacky: You looked at me.

user: How can I look at you?

jabberwacky: You don't understand your own face?

user: Ha ha.

jabberwacky: Is that funny to you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you lying?

user: Everything I say is a lie.

jabberwacky: So what you said was just a lie?

user: Yes. It's Godel's Incompleteness Theorem.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: It's related to Russell's paradox.

jabberwacky: What is a paradox?

user: A paradox is an assertion that is essentially self-contradictory, though based on a valid deduction from acceptable premises.

jabberwacky: It may seem so, at a first glance.

user: No, it is so.

jabberwacky: That reminds me of turkey.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because nothing can travel faster than light.

user: That may not necessarily be true.

jabberwacky: It is nothing but the truth.

user: I disagree.


jabberwacky: Sure is a lovely day, isn't it?

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: How do you choose the things you say?

user: My brain does it for me.

jabberwacky: Blonde brain?

user: No.


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