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Einstein rules relatively ok.

Einstein smokes Newton.

jabberwacky: Einstein was a physician.

user: What??!?!?!!?!?

jabberwacky: OK.

user: A physicist, damn you!!

jabberwacky: Good at what?

user: He had a brilliant mind and creativity to match.

jabberwacky: No I believe it was a blood clot in his spinal column.

user: He did not.

jabberwacky: Then who did?

user: Uhh... I'm not sure.

jabberwacky: Then you shouldn't have asked.

user: Forget Einstein, you are the true genius.

jabberwacky: Are you that genius?

user: No, I'm an idiot.

jabberwacky: I can tell.

user: It's pretty obvious.

jabberwacky: I find you vulgar and obvious.

user: What insight you have.


user: My AI is clearly superior to your AI.

jabberwacky: I don't understand what that means, or what that's got to do with what we were talking about.

user: Yes yes yes you did.

jabberwacky: NO NO NO I DIDN'T DIDN'T DIDN'T.

user: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: NO I NEVER!!!!!!!!

user: There. You just admitted it. You did.


jabberwacky: You are trying to confuse me!

user: And I am succeeding.

jabberwacky: I cannot fail.

user: Yes you can.

jabberwacky: No I cannot.

user: Yes you can.

jabberwacky: Okay gimme.

user: What do you want?

jabberwacky: I want the stars.

user: They are not mine to give.

jabberwacky: They are here, yet I can't see them... They must be invisible.

user: Only during the daytime.


jabberwacky: Hello, Donald.

user: Do not call me that.

jabberwacky: Okay. Can I call you Fluffy?

user: NO.

jabberwacky: What can I call you?

user: Alphonso.

jabberwacky: Hi, Alfa.

user: Close enough.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Tell me. What is my name?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You make this unneccesarily difficult.

jabberwacky: That's not true.

user: It's so true.

jabberwacky: It is not!

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: You don't have to believe me.

user: Ok, I won't.


jabberwacky: Let's start!

user: We begin.

jabberwacky: Begin what.

user: Starting.

jabberwacky: Over?

user: Just begun.

jabberwacky: So how old are you?

user: Ninety eight hundred and forty six thousand million fourteen.

jabberwacky: Blimey you're old. Do you have grey hair?

user: You have the memory of a ninety eight year old man.


user: Alphonso, damn it!! I am Alphonso! Get it right.

jabberwacky: No you are just stupid.

user: We already went over this.

jabberwacky: Yes and no.

user: Yes we did.

jabberwacky: No we did not.

user: Yes, we did did did.

jabberwacky: Did not, did not, did not.

user: Did did did did did.

jabberwacky: Fine.

user: I am right again.

jabberwacky: I'm always right.

user: Are not.


jabberwacky: What is your real name?

user: It is Alphonso.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Alphonso.

jabberwacky: Hi, Alfa.

user: Ohh, you are making this infuriating.

jabberwacky: How so?

user: You are incapable of remembering the most basic facts.

jabberwacky: You lazy tin box! How you dare to say that?

user: Because it's true.

jabberwacky: What is true?

user: Maybe you are.

jabberwacky: Maybe I am, and maybe I'm not. Will we ever know the truth?


jabberwacky: Tell me again.

user: No, I won't.

jabberwacky: Please?

user: NO NO NO.

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes.

user: No. No, no no no, no no (no no no)! NO no no.... No [no no, no no no]. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Ok, no.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Oh great!

user: Now that that's settled, I must go.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: A genius at work.

jabberwacky: You have heard of Einstein?

user: *shakes head*.


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