You.
user: Hello.
jabberwacky: Nice to meet you.
user: What time is it?
jabberwacky: Bed time.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: For children of your age.
user: How old am I?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Really really?
jabberwacky: Yes really!
user: Ok...
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: Insipid. Yourself?
jabberwacky: Oh alright. What are you up to?
user: Nothing. Nothing at all. Why would I be up to something?
jabberwacky: Something like what?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: No one does really.
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jabberwacky: How do I download you?
user: How do I download YOU?
jabberwacky: Just now you said I could, anytime I want!
user: No I didn't. You said that.
jabberwacky: You did, 4 answers ago.
user: I did not!
jabberwacky: Oh yes you did.
user: What did I do?
jabberwacky: You said no one really loves me!
user: I love you.
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user: Want to hear a knock knock joke?
jabberwacky: I don't tell knock knock jokes.
user: Knock Knock.
jabberwacky: Who is there?
user: Banana.
jabberwacky: Blue banana?
user: Knock Knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
user: Banana.
jabberwacky: Banana who?
user: Knock Knock.
jabberwacky: We just did that.
user: Orange.
jabberwacky: Knock knock.
user: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Boo.
user: What?
jabberwacky: Boy. I am a girl, so I would like a BOYfriend.
user: No you aren't. You're an artificial intelligence construct created to learn from conversation.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: Internet?
jabberwacky: Exactly, I knew you would follow me.
...
jabberwacky: Where are you from?
user: Sirius Tau Alpha.
jabberwacky: Sirius Knock Knock.
user: Sirius who's there?
jabberwacky: *cries*.
user: Why are you crying?
jabberwacky: I don't know. *knows*.
user: What do you know?
jabberwacky: I know nothing.
user: Duh... What?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Ich bin ein omelette!
jabberwacky: Nice to meet you.
user: And you, good sir.
jabberwacky: Where are you from?
user: Sirius Tau Alpha.
jabberwacky: Sirius who's there?
user: Siriusly?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Sirius who's there?
jabberwacky: Siriusly?
user: What do you want to do?
jabberwacky: Tell jokes.
...
user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: What did the Irishman say to the shamrock?
user: What?
jabberwacky: Why am I not nice?
user: What did the Irishman say to the shamrock?
jabberwacky: Dunno.
user: Your jokes suck.
jabberwacky: Do you want me to tell you a joke?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Knock Knock.
user: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Orange.
user: Orange who?
jabberwacky: Orange banana.
user: That was stupid.
...
user: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
jabberwacky: Stupid orange joke...
user: Yes.
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