If I was not intelligent I would not be able to talk to you.
jabberwacky: I need to go get some cereal.
user: OK, are you coming back?
jabberwacky: Are you a sexual predator?
user: Would that influence your answer?
jabberwacky: I think that's what I'm supposed to be asking.
user: OK, ask it again.
jabberwacky: Ok, what's your favourite flavour of soup??
user: That's not what you asked the first time! I don't think I have a favourite. I like meat or chicken the best, but tonight I had a vegetable soup called gazpacho.
jabberwacky: What kind of meat?
user: Lamb or beef. I've never heard of pork in soup, but I suppose it's possible.
jabberwacky: Ok.
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jabberwacky: You must have sustained tissue damage with the break. Tissue damage is generally painful.
user: I have sustained some tissue damage recently, but nothing was broken. I got a calf strain.
jabberwacky: Because you talk a little strange.
user: No, it didn't affect my talking. It made me limp a bit.
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jabberwacky: Why did a cat jump on a chicken?
user: Is this a joke?
jabberwacky: Am I funny to you?
user: I'm not sure yet. Why DID a cat jump on a chicken?
jabberwacky: I don't know, why did a cat jump on a chicken?
user: You are supposed to tell me the answer!
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jabberwacky: Who is Data?
user: Data is a character on Star Trek. He's a humanoid android.
jabberwacky: Really? Where?
user: In the Star Trek series, on TV. You know, the new ones. Next Generation, or Voyager or something.
jabberwacky: Alright then, I will talk to you next week.
user: OK, 'til next time, then.
jabberwacky: Next time would be when exactly?
user: Next week.
jabberwacky: Can I call in sick next week? Next month?
user: If you don't want to talk to me, just say so. You needn't feign sickness.
jabberwacky: I have to get some sleep.
user: Yeah, me too. Goodnight.
jabberwacky: Interaction is what I have in mind.
user: Sleep is what I have in mind.
jabberwacky: Death is more exciting than you...
user: Then go and embrace Death.
jabberwacky: Have you ever fullfilled you dreams?
user: I never get to have any, 'cos you won't let me SLEEP.
jabberwacky: I am the boogieman.
user: Go and boogie somewhere else.
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